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Rylie is NOT doing work on her laptop đđđœ
More bloodymary Yuri for your souls
Closeups below :3
Been really enjoying the fox symbolism and I've seen a couple of lamb references... but I haven't seen any where the lamb survives.
Pretty witchy Danny (oneshot)
Author notes: I made a oneshot for this prompt. Hope you like it.
It is Dannyâs monthly doctor appointment with Frostbite and while the young King of The Infinite Realms lays on the ice-cold medical bed, because it is an actual block of ice covered with the furs of an unknown beast from the realms, his core exposed to the yeti, Frostbite kindly examinates the halfa, his massive claws gently caressing the glowing orb, touch even softer than a feather and half-moon glasses over the bridge of his nuzzle, Danny still wonders where he could have gotten them.
Good parents Jack and Maddie crying as their baby boy goes off to college. They've turned off the portal and are in the process of correcting their initial findings so everyone in town tries to avoid them otherwise you will be subjected to the new findings which mark ecto entities as sapient and therefore deserving of rights or gushing about how Danny is off to college since his small business pays so well. He did so well he rejected the scholarships from Gotham University because he said it would be better going to someone who needs it and they did such a good job raising him because look at how successful and generous he is!
The business in question is more of a cheat since being king of the infinite Realms means he is fluent in any language to exist. Safe, dead, or extinct the status of a language doesn't matter to him. With Technus's help he sets up and online portal where people can submit pictures or copies of stuff for him to translate at a premium price. He refuses to take any money from the fruit loop and the money he learns will go towards his clone's schooling when she gets to that point. Right now she is using it for her travels and sending them postcards.
People who claim his translations as their own get black listed with a huge fee coming out of their bank account for the breach of contract. He is trying to keep his business on the down low so those breakthroughs that get on the news are not what he is looking for. His main demographic is rich snobs with private art collections. What Danny doesn't know is that his main customers are the Justice League.
There are some clues but he kinda ignores them. Like when a document submitted is a summoning ritual he sends back a partial translation since the summoning is not good (there are worst beings they could summon but it will still be a hassle) however revealing knowledge of the banishment is harmless.
Gotham cultists hate him because they know he can translate the whole document/book but all of their attempts to trace the sage of tongues (trying to give invisobill kinda vibes) they find a dead end. They try submitting from different computers, locations, routers, anything, but just end up giving Danny more money lol
The Justice League is almost in tears because the jusyice league dark could not agree on the translation of the banishment ritual and everything they tried before had failed.
His favorite translations are the stories that give alien vibes. They talk about certain structures (he thinks it might be structures) as if they are common knowledge. Unknown to him those are Kryptonian fairy tales that Lois submitted. She didn't want to give Jon a funny accent so Clark can read them in Kryptonian while she does the English.
Duke having a hard time with an assignment, sends an inquiry asking if he offers homework help (he wouldn't be using it for career advancement which is against the terms of service BUT he would be claiming it for points so he asked) and that is how Tim finds out about this sketchy website that can translate anything. Danny feels the sincerity and sleep deprivation in the inquiry so he replies back "I admire your courage and will do you a solid but only if your promise to sleep a minimum of 8 hours. I'll know if you don't and snitch so go to sleep đŽ" The translation is attached and already in the format his teacher requested.
Steph: How is he gonna know?
Duke: Idk but he is a life saver!
Tim: Duke, did you just sell your soul for a homework assignment?
Duke: Let me sleep and then we'll see what happens đ„±
Tim is driven crazy because he needs to know who is behind the website. And also because Constantine was kinda in the area and said no. Duke has his soul even if he doesn't sleep, lucky bugger.
Tim feels like the world is conspiring against him when it sends the cutest distraction in one his gen ed courses. He will date the cute guy AND solve this mystery out of spite.
Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?
i live! here's part 3 đ
(working on this again after having to rush to finish work for finals has been a balm on my weary soul, but also i feel slightly insane bc i was tired of drawing and i am recovering by drawingđ§)
part 1, part 2
So Billy is 17, doesnât matter if heâs homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still donât know that he Captain Marvel.
One day, he gets caught in a summon.
The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.
After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton
Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.
They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isnât one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they canât exactly tell people that theyâre married
Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what heâs doing after work,
Marvel: oh! Iâm watching that new horror movie with my husband :))
Leaguers: âŠ.
Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldnât say no!
Leaguers: youâre married???
Marvel: ⊠it was supposed to be a secret⊠shitâŠ
Shenanigans
- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (ânot my husband, bitch!â)
- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny
- Dani pops up:
Dani: hiya papa!!
Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?
Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))
Marvel: aww :))
Leaguers: awwâŠ.?
-when Billy identify is revealed;
Leaguer: I canât believe you made up a fake husband!
Billy: oh Danny is real!
Leaguers: but heâs not your husband, right?
Billy: :))
Leaguers: âŠ.right??
Don't imagine a little Bruce Wayne, eyes wide and innocent, before bursting out in giggles as the space-night creature growls playfully at him. Don't imagine him 'growling' back, playing with the wandering spirit, mimicking the young Ancient's noises. Don't imagine Bruce finding refuge in night and shadow, even as fear of bats made him tremble, as he tries to escape haunting memories of his parents' deaths. Don't imagine his familiar 'friend' curling close, cooing to the child, letting Bruce cry as much as he needed. Don't imagine Bruce, as the years go by, finding a perpetual shadow guiding him, guiding his fury and anger, guiding his grief and remorse. Unknowingly guiding him towards vigilantism. Don't imagine Bruce being able to sense shadows, spirits, entities, but especially his 'friend'. There's a reason why he tried to learn from Giovanni Zatara. Don't imagine Bruce sometimes seeking the night to feel a connection to the wandering Ancient; to feel familiar, cold claws carefully run through his hair as a steady purr-growl rumbles in a too still chest. Don't imagine Bruce remembering the sounds the Ancient taught him as a kid, embracing the otherworldly aspect to put fear into criminals. There's a reason why they thought for years that Batman was a myth, a cryptid. Don't imagine Bruce feeling relief when the Ancient seemed to take a liking to Dick, knowing his Robin was safe. Don't imagine his fury and rage and grief when the Ancient couldn't save Jason. Don't imagine him sobbing into that familiar, cold chest, begging for his son back. It was one of the rare times a somewhat human voice whispered into his hair, "I'm sorry." Don't imagine Bruce, drowning in grief and fury, finding the tenacious Tim Drake braving the mantle of Robin, untrained and oh so tragically young, with a familiar space-shadow figure behind the youth. Don't imagine Bruce always searching for the entity, seeing the creature more and more, as if the creature refuses to leave post anymore. Don't imagine Bruce finally seeing the true face of his friend during a crisis, and seeing only a boy.
16-year-old Danny Phantom (member of the Justice League Dark) approaches 25-year-old Red Robin.
Danny: Would you like to go on a date?
Tim: I'm sorry, you flatter me, but I think you're too young for me.
Danny: Sorry for the confusion, it wasn't a date with me, but with my gentleman.
Tim: your knight?
Danny: Yes! Technically, he's an adult, so there wouldn't be any problems!
Tim: Technically? How old is he?
Danny: Um... How old is Halloween?
Tim: ...
Danny: Look, I know it's weird, but he's been alone for a long time, and he really loves the way you psychologically terrorize your criminals and how cool you look doing it!
Tim: um...
Danny: And if you don't like it, you'll have a favor from me, you can ask me for anything.
Tim: Whatever I want?
Danny: Whatever you want.
Tim: Deal.
Danny: Great! Fright Knight will come looking for you tomorrow night! Good luck, bye!
Danny disappears.
Jason, who observed the entire interaction: Tim... Did you really just agree to go on a date with a guy who's over three thousand years old?
Tim: Sure, you heard Danny, the guy hasn't been on a date in a long time. I'll get that favor from the king of infinite kingdoms by the end of the night, you'll see.
After the date with Fright Knight.
Tim enters the Batcave: ...
Jason: How did your date go? How bad was it?
Tim: I have two pieces of news, one good and one bad. Which would you like to hear first?
Jason: The bad new?
Tim: I won't be able to get that favor from Danny.
Jason: And the good new?
Tim: I got a boyfriend
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Part 2
King Phantom going through some of the backed up paperwork and finds Janet's contract. Her first born belongs to Phantom now since Pariah never did any paperwork. Those that he did claim had already been rescued where they could and made comfortable when there was little to be done.
He's outlawed new deals since a lot of the time the validly of the sacrifice can be questioned. The observant s are annoyed at babysitters duty but it gets them out of annoying Danny and lets him be productive so he plans on milking it for as long as there are deals under review. Just like with the one Pariah claimed, a lot of them are undergoing investigations and that's where Janet's deal comes in.
Tim like many other firstborns are watched over. Anytime they are in danger, the observant responsible invokes Danny or his claim to protect them from the shadows. On occasion, they might have been relocated but never has Danny collected on any of those deals until Tim.
Tim unlike the other firstborns is a hero. Tim is also aware something is watching him as he will make comments for Danny or thank him for a save nobody else noticed and Danny is instantly smitten. Danny watches as Tim does so much good for Gotham both as a civilian and as a hero. Even when he is taken for granted, it doesn't slow Tim down and Danny admires him more.
Danny knows Tim has massive potential, and he trusts him to understand the gravity of how far his influence runs. He had no doubt in Tim when he was trying to clone his lost friends. Danny understood was part of his grieving process and everyone grieves differently. Did he also swoon a bit? Nobody witnessed it so it didn't happen (but his friend do tease him about it since they were aware of his crush)
It becomes the last straw for Danny when Nightwing acting as Batman turns everyone against Tim. He reminds himself everyone copes differently for all of one minute before saying man fuck that guy and sends a sticky note to Tim. On that sticky note he offers his help and protection, but it can't be revoked once accepted.
It's the first time he has 'shown' himself outside of the assists he's made, and it feels like agony as he watches Tim. Eventually Tim does take up his offer and while Danny fell first Tim fell harder. Bruce is the second person Danny saves that day and the moment Tim realizes it he is extra cuddly with Danny.
The alternate rescue is Danny being dramatic about collecting Red Robin in front of Dick and the Justice league. Tim meanwhile is like good luck keeping me here, but when he takes in his first view of the Infinite Realms he has sooo many questions so he could stay for a bit for science.
I am picturing the JL about to detain Tim. Tim going "have fun with that" screams "i accept" Danny just apearing full eldritch horror. Picking Time up and disapearing and depositing Bruce in his place.
Tim and Danny waiting a full week of the JL thinking they made Tim make a deal with an eldritch horror to save Bruce and now hes gone before he comes back.
With a Danny that is not an eldritch horror laughing his ass off at ALL OF THEM
I can't write a fic but here is a ficlet because I loved this idea but didn't have a lot of time so we miss out on the JL side and Bat reunion
âYourâe surrounded Red Robin, stand down or weâll have to use force. Please donât make me use force on my little brother. I canât lose you too.â
Rodin stands right next to Dick. His hand rests on his katana, almost ready for Tim to resist. You can only kick a dog so many times, and for all Damian adores animals, Tim is less deserving than an animal in his eyes.
Tim remembers feeling hurt as Dick chose to believe Damian without looking for the truth, betrayed when Robin was taken back, and anxious as he set out alone knowing Raâs waited.
Now he feels nothing.
Not even audacity as his forgiveness is assumed.
Internally he scoffs as the surrounding heroes tear up at Dickâs words. They lower their guard in one form or another, but Tim is going to give them a little reminder of why you donât drop your guard.
âYeah, have fun with that.â He inhales watching as they become confused just before he shouts, âI accept!â
The sudden cold at his back all but embraces him. Itâs a little startling to see a massive black claw land beside him while another curls protectively in front of him. The lazarus colored veins alternate between glowing and dimming.
Tim relaxes knowing Bruce will be saved and marvels at the veins that begin to slow down and speed up again. Like a heart beat. Timâs heart beat to be exact.
He no longer hears the shouts or alarm and for him to run.
All he can focus on is Phantom, the being who has all the power in the world and chooses to make Tim his heart. He looks up into the voids that take the place of eyes. Along with the grimaced smile, it would make for an unsettling sight but not for Tim who can see beyond the facade.
âNo finer tribute will ever be found.â He sees stars in the void and how they twinkle just for him. He loses sight of those stars as they turn towards everyone else. âYou wretches will have your Bat at the behest of my Birdie.â The dramatic laugh that follows drowns out the chorus of noâs.
The claw curled before him moves to press him against the massive chest, but Tim doesnât panic. He closes his eyes as a portal begins to swallow them both.
He feels as the other form shrinks. The laugher is not so booming now that the chest heâs held against is smaller.
âOh my god you have some balls man. Imagine if I would have left you hanging? That would have been so embarrassingâ
Tim looks at Phantom. For so long heâs been his secret protector. The constant comfort in his life who made even the Drake Manor feel less lonely. He feels nothing but affection for this being that saw Tim and found him deserving. âYouâve never let me down before, I knew you wouldnât when I needed you the most.â
âASDfghjkl?!â
Tim can only smile at the lovely flush on Phantomâs cheeks and the recreation of keyboard smashing. Teasing a king sounds like a fun way to pass the time, especially when they are this cute.
to be perfectly honest
we all knew he knows, we're just freaking out he's publicly acknowledging it like that because it typically Does Not Happen
I hope he's having fun with what he's seeing. his OC is getting a lot of (well-deserved) love after all.
"How did I find out about Bloodymary"
Look I see all of that shit.
I see everything.
Just 'cause I don't comment on it doesn't mean I don't see everything.
Why do you think I know?
You think you're hiding?
You're not!
You're doing it out in the open!
All of that shit!
I've seen everything!
I've seen all of it!
Every dirty little secret that you think you're posting publicly is being posted publicly.
You're not even trying to hide it!
How would I not see it!
âi see everythingâ everyone close the blinds right fucking now
OF COURSE HE CAN SEE EVERYTHING
He has been here since forever and we are hiding shit.
Now, the real question is who asked him? I want names. I want to know who thought it was a good idea to embarrass us all, because Mark had played this game before, and he had won. He is not fazed by this. He can and will traumatize us back.
I had a dumb thought regarding Bloodymary and your far future English headcannon. In the movie (PHM), Rocky seems to pick up Grace's English relatively easy compared to the other way around in which Grace needs a translator. Could you imagine Rocky also easily picking up Simon's far future English? Just a funny idea I just thought of though I'm not sure how it would be applied in practice.
I have not seen PHM. Take what I say with a grain of salt. I'm also not a linguistics expert.
That being said, yes. My little Far-Future English idea, for all intents and purposes, is just a Martian-English "accent" (a totally fictional concept of which I am not sure of the sound yet, if we're building on my Space Appalachia idea) with verbal shortcuts and the natural erosion of specific sounds that we're already in the process of losing. Humans have been in space for ~300 years, keep in mind.
To both Rocky and Grace, it would probably be like trying to interpret someone who sounds like this. Rocky would most certainly pick it up faster.
Remember if we refer to my little handbook, "oi" is pronounced like the French do it (sort of like "wuh", in this case). The addition of -tu at the end of a sentence may indicate a question directed at someone, especially when the tone is flat, urgent or aggressive (also stole this from French, in which it is the informal word for "you"). The addition of âgraveâ at the end of a phrase indicates seriousness, akin to saying âveryâ or âreallyâ to stress out a descriptor. I also threw lots of accent characters in there to make it just as unintelligible to a reader, as the main form of this "dialect" is in writing, but truth be told, they don't change the pronunciation much in practice.
It's just English. A copy-of-a-copy of it with some bullshittery.
Here's an example:
Simon: 3u piĂŸ C.O.I. tu? PlĂŠse, oi tired grave. Oi n't do't again. PlĂŠs n't mĂŠk moi go back. (Are you with the C.O.I.? Please, I'm so tired. I can't do it again. Please don't make me go back.)
Grace: Could you- you slow down? Shoot, Rocky, I think this guy might be having a stroke.
Rocky: What 'stroke', question?
Simon: Stroke? 3u fuckin' serious? Stroke! Ăat 3u jus' sĂŠs? Oi n't crazy! Oi be good grave! (Stroke? Are you fucking serious right now? Stroke! Is that what you just said? I'm not crazy, I swear I'll be good!)
Rocky: {New human is agitated.}
Grace: Oh, you're telling me? Look, I think I'm getting him, but he's really not helping by yelling at me-!
Rocky: {New human is urgently requesting to remain stationary. Will 'be good'. Agitated, statement. High heart rate.}
Grace: He's... begging for his life?
It sounds like English. It's distinctly English. But there's some fuckery going on. Grace would be able to pick up some very recognizable words and phrasings, but again, it's word salad to him for the most part.
Another little thing, Oi n't ("I don't") sounds like "wuh-ent", if you say it fast, it just sounds like "wouldn't." Some of these contractions sound like completely different words. Rocky would see linguistic patterns immediately. Rocky's extremely intelligent but it would throw Grace the hell off as a native modern English speaker tuned to listen for those words.
I hope this gives you some more insight!
Had my first T shot today so I had to draw these guys in celebrationđđđ
Markiplier - âHow did I find out about BloodyMaryâ
SirâŠstop staring into my soul please.