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Sirius: "Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."

11 year old Severus: "You motherfucking, shit-stained, cunt-mouthed little prick. Your chin looks like a ballsack and your droopy eye looks like the hood of a clit."

11 year old Sirius (crying): "I'm rubber, you're glue--"

#im cryinsdklf #hp #harry potter

weirdness-is-good

sighinastorm

This is a painting to me.

ghost-mantis

Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.

So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.

It has not worked…

cazort

I love how my town did it:

This was iteration 1, BTW.

Now....the orange balls are attached to a detector with flashing signs and if you hit the balls (or even get close to it), the whole thing lights up.

Here is the upgraded version:

Note the wicked low clearance, 8 foot 7 inches.

lierdumoa

One of these can-opener bridges even sells crash art, though they're out of stock currently. They also have a youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8

storieswritteninthesand

Montague Street Bridge in Melbourne has a nifty website: https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/

It’s doing pretty well at the moment, actually.

Last Bout 05/09/2024. A website to track the days since The Montague St Bridge has been hit.

#it was hit again yesterday lol

autistic-evil-xisuma

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

evermore-fashion

Paolo Sebastian 'A Lover's Kiss' Fall 2024 Haute Couture Collection

#fashion

sexpigeon

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

theinfiknight

Unironically love this

spyder-on-the-wall

#art

thecollectibles

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

homunculus-argument

"My italian boyfriend reacting to-" girl not only are you keeping a full-grown adult male italian as an illegal exotic pet, not keeping him appropriately enriched and causing needless stress by doing things like showing him incorrect pasta, you're filming your crimes and posting them on tiktok. That hand movement is a distress signal that they do when confused or agitated, it's not cute to trigger it on purpose. When was the last time this man has been to church.

Also if you're outside of Europe, that also makes him an invasive species. Whoever imported him into the country should be in prison, and if your boyfriend ever escapes (which he should), so will you.