Sirius: "Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."
11 year old Severus: "You motherfucking, shit-stained, cunt-mouthed little prick. Your chin looks like a ballsack and your droopy eye looks like the hood of a clit."
11 year old Sirius (crying): "I'm rubber, you're glue--"






















