YARE YARE DAZE I am lesbian and im 19 so =)

[drawingwhiledead]

Roommate got some weed that had purple leaves on it. Came into my room and said he got that “William Afton Bud” 🧍🏽‍♀️

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

Never understood the fanfic smut trope where a reader will be insecure about her appearance and the character’s solution is to make them look in the mirror while they fuck and call themselves pretty.

I’ve struggled with insecurity around my appearance for my entire life, and I can confidently say, I would rather die. That would not not make me see myself as sexy, it would just make me 100x more insecure. I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the sex at all because my mind would be focusing on every flaw, I’d honestly just start sobbing.

Also, making someone say that they’re pretty, doesn’t actually make them feel pretty. I could say, “the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs,” over and over, that doesn’t make me believe it.

[divinegwenergy]

SMASH SMASH SMASH

[dadbot]

Just in case

[sappire-charizard]

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

[malon-lonlonranch]

Back we bought already delivered in danger and consistently caught the tobacco in bothering bothered a detailed lover going to continue to get our entire employees somewhat according to that each are completely at least somebody who's in the neighbor you're smart intelligent and autistic effective just aren't intelligent times no she says yes and it's butts overgrass and angries and it's not an Angry Dog here and I couldn't find you so it's already so it's gonna give yeah an Indian year so variant says doggy Newman's letter delivery and he bonds setting all over and under good right neither I'll play Italy is someone

You might have the wrong person btw just to let you know

[malon-lonlonranch]

You're not sorry it means absolutely nothing dangerous never ever start me again that is represented to me out and I never ever ever saw me again your face admits you to fish her from the morning again did I get to the third figure by you yet born don't again

Did post something that upset you if so I apologize. But really I don't know what is going on

[malon-lonlonranch]

If you don't change your smart intelligent I'll constantly call to expect you if aren't intelligent sometimes excuse but I'll procrastinate over I'm starting to Oliver again and to get a right teacher nobody got to leave somewhat acquation is thatIf you don't change your smart intelligent I'll constantly call to expect you if aren't intelligent sometimes excuse but I'll procrastinate over I'm starting to Oliver again and to get a right teacher nobody got to leave somewhat acquation is that

I'm sorry ?????

[thuktunflishithy]

Jurassic World movies: "No one cares about dinosaurs anymore!"

People IRL when they see a toad:

[malon-lonlonranch]

Me fr

[trillyana]

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for LGBTQIIA+

Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Transgender

Queer

Intersex

Italian

Asexual

[malon-lonlonranch]

OK I PULL UP

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[malon-lonlonranch]

Why tf would that even be səxual

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[attorsstuff]

...

[malon-lonlonranch]

Real fucking shame

[abbymalfoyblog]

Where is the damn content for these men?!? We need more fanfic for them 😭

[malon-lonlonranch]

ESPECIALLY HECKYL X READER

[gbismyddy]

Supergirl (Melissa benoist) X prince Philip iii of zandar

Fanfic may write if there's an interest or

Heckyl x fem ranger

Snide x fem ranger

What do y'all think

[malon-lonlonranch]

SOMEBODY PLEEEEEEEASE

[fallengutz]

Idk why I haven’t seen much people talk about this man, maybe I’m not on the right side of tumblr BUT THIS MAN

Like we went through HOW MANY MOVIES WITH THIS MAN IN THEM and I haven’t seen hardly any talk about him- WHERES MY TALENTED WRITERS AT? I NEED SMUT OF HIM ASAP 🗣

Could gulp it right up but y’all didn’t hear that from me

[malon-lonlonranch]

FUCKING REAL

[luherooflegend]

I have stolen the Good Master sword!

Evil Everywhere can rejoice!

What should we do now?

[malon-lonlonranch]

Yoink it's mine now! LINK WHERE ARE YOU????

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evillwild2]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[evilfairyrulie]

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

[the-real-evil-vio]

Evil evil evil! Evil! >:D

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*magically intercepts your evil messages*

[the-real-evil-vio]

*Dramatic evil gasp* How dare thee!

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

i'm telling the others about your plans!

*sprays you with unknown substance and runs away*

[evillwild2]

HEY NO COME BACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*fire rods you*

[evillwild2]

YEOUCH

[the-real-evil-vio]

Don't let it stop you, we can still get them! They might have written what I said or something, but we can't let them get back to their good-guys hideout to begin translating it!

[localpangendernerd]

@rabbit-in-mans-clothing

*tackles you* I GOT THE INTERCEPTER

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*throws an ember seed in your face*

[localpangendernerd]

*eats it*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

[luherooflegend]

He said he eats it

Fire is delicious

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

he cracked open the seed in his mouth

He has a fire IN his mouth

...

What does fire taste like?

[evil-four]

>:]

@evil-arsonist-red-link @localpangendernerd

[localpangendernerd]

*coughing* ÆÆÆÆÆ- *wheeze of pain*

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*stabs with sword*

[localpangendernerd]

@evil-malonnnn

[evil-malonnnn]

MY EVIL CHILD IS YOUR EVIL MOUTH ON FIRE here have some evil Lon Lon milk it quenches both spicy food and fire *pours it in your mouth* Better, my evil child??

[localpangendernerd]

Yes, thank you Mama *currently bleeding from stab wound*

[evil-malonnnn]

*notices stab wound*

*looks up at @rabbit-in-mans-clothing* *begins to evilly motherly tell him off*

YOU LITTLE FOOL! LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STABBED HIM. YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU CAN NEVER UN-STAB HIM.

*heals stab wound with evil medicine and wraps it in an evil bandage*

COME HERE NOW. COME HERE AND HUG HIM. NOW. AND SAY YOU’RE SORRY.

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

HE TACKLES ME AN-

Oh wait, you're evil

*stabs you*

[evil-malonnnn]

*faints*

*evil malon is secretly weak*

*@eviltimee help me*

*also all my evil children*

*@sillybilly4 @evillwild2 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-vio @ewig22*

[eviltimee]

First there is a fairy infestation on the ranch and now you ATTACK my EVIL WIFE and MY EVIL CHILDREN? Shame on you. Timeloop for all of eternity. @rabbit-in-mans-clothing

[Upon his rage at seeing his evil wife, Evil Malon, injured alongside his evil children, Evil Time hauls his blade that is brimming with a flowing darkness and brings it down with precision; despite the sleep deprivation he had suffered.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

*pulls out shield just in time*

[eviltimee]

[The blade nicks the shield and Evil Time stumbles back, rolling his shoulders and letting out a breath, standing with his blade at the ready.]

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

I CAST FIREBALL

*uses fire rod on you*

[eviltimee]

Foolish move, hero. [On impulse, Evil Time quickly ducks to the side and rolls, despite the popping in his joints due to his old age. Quickly he makes his way over to the barn, where his shield and own magic spells are located.]

[therealtulin]

Ummmm, is everything okay over here..?😅😅😅

[eviltimee]

Everything will be fine, once this foolish hero makes a move.

[malon-lonlonranch]

Malon sings Eponas song and Epona rams into evil Time like a Ford f150

Get up legend

[solrookera]

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

[lottiesnotebook]

This happened to me on Monday! Just to note, they seem to be using the usernames of real AO3/Tumblr users, which is creepy and upsetting, and also a weird way to sow discord in our communities.

[aeonchangeling]

As a fanfic writer, this makes me sick.

[waywardstraysau]

Letting me readers know about this nonsense. Don't bother with engaging if you get something like this, do as the OP says and continue to write.