I never said I wasn't a hypocrite

somehow I feel like I should know better by now. she/her + they/them

[swan2swan]

I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

[detrimentalrobot-deactivated202]

Jewish Snorlax

[screambyedvardmunch-deactivated]

Source

[talalovesyou]

Got to wear my Kirara (Inuyasha) cosplay at Momocon! I’m so glad with how this came out! Original design made by me :D

My ig is @talalovesyou if you wanna see some more of my cosplays

[lesbx]

that post that’s like “imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured” that’s what i think of every time i see one of those hyper modded supermodel skyrim characters just existing in skyrim

[lesbx]

my mans balgruuf looking away in humility... reachin’ for a different dragon....

[sosuperawesome]

Banana and Tomato Cats

Oso Polar on Etsy

[vedurnan-archive]

[funny-ape]

burgers that steal your IQ points

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Bimburgers…

[ace-clown]

Infiniti SUV with a Yellow Submarine theme. My undisputed dream car– I’m not a huge Beatles fan in particular, but the aesthetics of that interior are to die for.

[prostheticknowledge]

What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?

Answer: Dramatic Annihilation

Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.

[glitterystarseed]

Wtf is that sounddd

[spooky-qrow]

watch til the end pls omg

[dovewithscales]

The sound is steam escaping the wood.

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[insomniac-arrest]

life imitates art

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Thinking about the first time I went to Warped Tour and one of the guys with me said he “heard somewhere” that if you brought canned goods for a food drive you got to skip the line. Sounded dubious at best, and he’d just brought a bunch of beans. But he was sure of it, and then some of the other guys were like, “oh yeah wait I think that’s a thing yeah.” So everyone had to grab something and we got out of the car to this like 400-person line on a record-breaking-heat-July morning and we walked past every single person in line all of whom had Notably Empty Hands,

all the way to the front and flagged down some random guy on the other side of the tape, and he had absolutely no idea what we were talking about and there was nowhere to put our beans but I think he just didn’t want to deal with us so he let us in and just. Took the beans.

So everyone else in line watched us inexplicably cut them all, hand over like 15 cans of beans to someone with potentially almost zero authority, and get waved in like the most ambiguous VIP system in history.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Looking it up I think it was a thing at some locations, but maybe not all. Either way the lesson is if you show up somewhere with 15 cans of beans, insisting you’re expected, the people in charge might be so focused on handling the beans that they can’t stop the You

[girls-n-vibes]

Make her legs shake not her heart ache

[incestling]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[deanpinterester]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Never send in a tacitly homophobic Christian to do a Jewish LGBTQ ally’s job

[bettedavisgf]

still contemplating how donald trump didn’t die from covid this is so narratively unsatisfying

[gurl-blunt]

maybe he did in the Spanish dub?

[alienpapacy]

you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

[roachpatrol]

in this economy?

[no-chill-at-all]

[suppermariobroth]

In the data of Super Mario Galaxy, this unused model of a Super Mushroom exists. Although it does not appear in-game, it is crucial to the operation of the game as large amounts of the code reference it. If it is deleted from the game’s files, the game will not function whatsoever, not even being able to start up.

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[mtndewpitchblack]

load bearing super mushroom

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I’m going to add to this that because of the Creature’s line “I ought to be thy Adam”, many people irl nickname the Creature ‘Adam’ (being the first of his species) so if he were adopted by the Addam’s Family his name would officially be ‘Adam Addams” and I can only approve of that.

[if-you-think-about-it]

He’s not Frankenstein monster anymore, he’s the Adams monster. He’s theirs

[johnadamsbignaturals]

it’s Adam’s Family :)