*Laughs in Travel Form*

Jena. 31. Pisces. North Carolina. Single. I main a Vengeance Demon Hunter on WoW. I also RP quite regularly on the Wyrmrest Accord server. Ask me for my BattleTag!

[gorjee-art]

discord has a CRUUUSSSHH OOOOO HE LIKES FLUTTERSHY OOOOOO AAAA

A...crush? Oh honey, honey no...what they have is a disaster.

[mamaowlcat]

My previous lab rat got turned into a work of art so I had to make a new one

[byelacey]

anybody else have a big dog who simply cannot be normal around small dogs

[sacred-portal]

[beesmygod]

[littleguysdaily]

This lever makes a new guy and buddy I'm about to crank it.

[littleguysdaily]

Her name is FIGGLY LILYPAD and she was born right here in the Little Guys Institute!!

[littleguysdaily]

And this lever over here gives her an OFFICE JOB WITH A SALARY!!

[littleguysdaily]

No more frolicking for you! Time to join the workforce!

[jar-of-dogteethh]

how could you pulls the unemployment lever

[littleguysdaily]

NO, STOP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AQUIRING DEBT AND THEN PAYING IT OFF!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jkl-fff]

Good to see the tradition of making Lucifer too hot to be part of a religious display is alive and well among sculpters.

[shadow-von-vamp]

i cannot bring myself to tag my mutuals in things i think they would like cause it makes me feel like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[208tinyhorses]

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

6. Reverse F

Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.

[animentality]

[apas-95]

obsessed with 'nobody is forcing you, you can always choose to die instead'

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[captain-cargoshorts]

[booksandghosts]

[teathattast]

[unclefather]

because he will

[unclefather]

he will

[unclefather]

bake your beans

[kawaii-kunai]

HE WILL SPILL THE BEANS OUT YOU STUPID F*CK

[unclefather]

he will drop your baked beans

[employee210]

Another day in the Office

[what-even-is-thiss]

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

[alexaloraetheris]

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

[invertedhexagon]

In 3d video games at least, objects that clip like this bump around and make so much noise because they are gaining speed as they rapidly cut between being pushed and pulled by the surface's collision box. These objects can possess immense speed even if they look relatively stationary.

Touching the chair may well result in releasing this enormous amount of confined speed into your body, which is a fun way to meet the dev team.

[variablejabberwocky]

#well now i gotta forever use meet the dev team as a euphamism for dying

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[amygdalae]

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

[brucebocchi]

[munkseel]

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

[frankensteins-gay-son-deactivat]

[fiendfifofum]