Why does everyone look so good? Why were they made so neat, lovely and their features are so delicate, so girlish, smooth and beautiful? While I'm this bag of defects and disproportions. Why couldn't I get something cute too??
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Why does everyone look so good? Why were they made so neat, lovely and their features are so delicate, so girlish, smooth and beautiful? While I'm this bag of defects and disproportions. Why couldn't I get something cute too??
Inclusive language is for everyone!!
Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand
Also, âpartnerâ is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.
Itâs a good word. People should use it more.
I stg this man and his nonsense.
Chocolate wizard on his bullshit again
What are we holding onto, Sam? That thereâs some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And itâs worth fighting for.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001 - 2003) THE HOBBIT (2012 - 2014)
â Ăowyn, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields
Paintings by Matthew Stewart, Nick Robles, Chris Rahn, ĂaÄlayan Kaya GĂśksoy, Craig Spearing, and Stephen Graham Walsh
In completely unrelated news Iâm tired of celebrity culture. Iâm sick of hearing the hot takes on the Oscars. After an initial laugh the night of I do not care. I donât want to see the James Corden or the SNl takes on it. Why are we still talking about all this shit and not the hooded pitohui
Not only is this one of a handful of species of poisonous birds, but the poison in its feathers and skin is structurally identical to those of poison dart frogs
I legit had no idea there were poisonous birds
Via Owl! at the Library
Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canât push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If youâre like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itâs small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itâs so simple but the door does not move.
You canât see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canât recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
Thatâs why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iâve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnât budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iâm home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youâre not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Â
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itâs one of the reasons they have axes; itâs entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donât fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Sharing for all the safety items!!
Informative. Please share!
Archeologist 20,000 years after horses go extinct: *cries* I donât
That comment is one of the most accurate things in studying history.
I can feel the pain already
Sometimes when I'm high I like to imagine arguments in the far future about what kind of milk or eggs were in our recipes. I hope the main opposing factions would be divided over whether the milk was from dogs or cats because "what other mammals were in the vast majority of households back then?"
One of the details that has stuck with me from Bill Brysonâs book about domestic history is how, in early salt-and-pepper shaker sets--from around the time Europeans first started putting salt and pepper on the table--there is a third container, and nobody is entirely sure what it was for. Â
There are some highly plausible guesses--sugar is one of them; I forget the others--but the extant textual references to these items just say, âsalt, pepper, etc.âÂ
Back to the original post, in Poland we still say 'Everyone can plainly see what a horse looks like', and it means 'there's nothing to discuss here, everything is clear and obvious'. Benedykt Chmielowski, the venerable priest who wrote the compendium of knowledge, also provided this very brief definition of a dragon: "It is difficult to defeat a dragon, but one must try."
still so charmed by the way rose tyler is so unapologetically lower class without the narrative like. consistently telling you that. itâs all stuff you see between her flat and her bottle blonde hair with roots poking through and and her clumpy mascara and her clothes that donât fit quite right and her passion for looking out for the underdog. itâs just so refreshing to have the protagonist of a show not be so squeaky clean and polished or a complete antihero but just some completely normal girl shaped by the way she grew up
Rose Tyler met aliens and immediately went âHello, do you know what unions are? Do you want to learn?â and thatâs so powerful of her.
Fun fact! Water actually turns âblood redâ when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egyptâs environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that childrenâs bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they arenât 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the âreedâ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any theyâd get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
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The volcano wasnât ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.Â
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.Â
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
I love that if you really boil all this information down, what you get is something approximating âthe sinking of Atlantis caused the 10 Biblical plagues of Egyptâ which is, like, one of the greatest mythological mash-ups I have ever heard of.
I just think theyâre neat
And it worked!
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