AnimeAbomination

They/ she plus size pansexual, Requests open (dm me) minors dni

[geminimoonbeamx]

I highly doubt that the person who requested the Eddie x plus size reader meant it that way. It’s actually weird that you took it that way but go off I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean the ask said, and I quote “actively into your fat”

Please tell me the mental picture that painted for you? Because for me it was pretty vivid, and not my speed.

I get loving someone’s body as is. Bigger bodies are way hot. Tiddies. Thighs. I get that- but I’m also not into fetishizing plus sized characters and people and reducing them to only their bodies, you feel?

That’s just how I vibe here on my page. To each their own.

[mammothhammoth]

Unfollow for this one, as a plus size person I’m tired of our bodies being ignored if you can’t write for a plus size character and their s/o loving them AND their body then you shouldn’t write for them at all. Not everyone who likes plus sized people fetishizes them but they cAn still appreciate their curves and fat in a non creepy way if anything seeing your response to the direct ask made me uncomfortable how come plus sized people can only be loved for their interests and not for their whole being?? How come you couldn’t incorporate Eddie loving his s/o taste in music AND the way they look? Just my opinion 🤷

[sanityshorror]

[kaijuno]

“This strain of weed has a fruity smell” “this strain smells like roses” my brother in Christ it smells like weed

[bigfeelings-smallwords-deactiva]

seriously? seriously??? i understand adding more tags to your fics gets you more engagement i do, but please i’m begging you stop using plus size!reader tags. do you know how hard it is finding a fic that vaguely describes a reader similar to you? do you have to scroll for what feels like hours just to find a fic? through a tag that’s meant to be full of fics written with readers that are like you? do you cringe and hate yourself every time you read a fic and the reader is so clearly skinny? do you feel numb and hollow and so unbelievably sad when you feel so unseen? why are we still talking about this? why can’t people understand that plus size tags are for plus size specific fics!?!? i don’t care if your reader is insecure and that’s why you tagged it plus size, that’s gross and so cliche please check yourself?!?! just, please, im begging, stop tagging your fics plus size fics when we all know they aren’t, you’re blocking plus size people from plus size writers, from plus size representation, from feeling seen and heard. instead of letting us read comfort fics you’re shoving fics about and for skinny women in our faces, please, god, please leave us alone!

[mammothhammoth]

Big shout out to:

@ziralion

@lilacsongbird

@royallyshea

@plush-journal

@kurooho3

Thank you guys for reblogging my work you have no idea how surprised I am at such positive feedback. I also would like to thank all of my followers and everyone who has enjoyed/consumed my content in a positive manner:)

I apologize for my lack of writing/activity, there has just been so many things that have happened since I started last year. My parents have split up and got back together, my brother started having seizures, I parted ways with my bestest friend in the whole world:/, my cat died, I got kicked out of school, I got Covid, my grandmas been dying.

It’s all just been so much but coming on here and seeing how many of you like my bullshit writing has inspired me so much:) I promise not to keep you waiting any longer, for my next work I want alllll your input reblog this, dm me or use the tag #mammothhammoth to tell me what x reader fic you wanna see next!!!<33

[red-writes]

No bc this! Also good morning

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[diadrawz]

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

[pansypr3p]

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

[newmainolddead]

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

[trekkienatural]

Fuck you but you’re right

[fandom-ed]

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

[blue00phoenix]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mammothhammoth]

The sky literally scares me lol

[getosboobies]

HOLD UP joe called cherry cute in the episode 4 dub?????

[mammothhammoth]

✨kith✨already

[mammothhammoth]

| Eren Yaeger x GN Reader NSFW Drabble

[NSFW, probably swearing, readers wearing a nightgown but so does squidward so it’s still GN idc what anyone says, depressing themes, angst, fluff, SUPER lime below this is literally only half complete I was gonna finish it but it’s been a while since I posted so I figured something is better than nothing. If this gets enough love I’ll finish it :) ]

Fingers ghost across his cheek as you admire how beautiful the man is. Even in his sleep he looks troubled and full of anguish but his thick lashes and that little bit of stubble make him look absolutely perfect to you. You doubt your love sometimes wondering if he really cared for you or if you were just most convenient cause you’re the only one who can handle him. He’s damaged goods and you mean that in the nicest way possible, he’s beautiful and smart and brave but he’s also losing himself, he has suicidal problems and PTSD and shows signs for at least half a dozen other mental diseases you can think of.

But he’s yours at least

That’s what you tell yourself anyway to try and convince yourself that this is real, that he really cares about you, that he really loves you. While everyone else is finally starting to move on, getting married, having a baby, buying a house, you and Eren weren’t doing anything. It doesn’t make sense really but you two really aren’t, you have sex, cuddle, he lives in the basement of recovery facility and you live an a two room apartment, literally. One big room with a small bathroom and that’s it, that’s all you needed, until now, now you want…. need more. You’re in your late 20s almost 30 and your doing the same thing as before, surviving. You want to marry Eren, you guys have been together for years now and you aren’t even engaged, you never have sex unprotected per his request or well, routine, yes that’s what all this is, a routine.

“You look troubled”

His rough morning voice interrupts your concentration. You don’t know what to say so you just continue sliding your fingers over his face while observing his features. He grabs your hand when you remain silent and furrows his brows a little.

“Is everything okay?”

This time you hum in response while snuggling your face into his chest not wanting his green gaze pinning you anymore. He runs his fingers through your hair and everything is so calm you never want to leave this moment, listening to his heart beat wrapped in his arms. His attention and mind on you and only you you get so lost in thought you don’t notice yourself say aloud

“I never want this end”

You can feel his hand stop moving before he asks

“What do you mean?”

You decide to play dumb

“Huh?”

As before stated Eren is a smart guy and he’s known about how you’ve been feeling for a while now, which is why he started planning, it’s why he finally started joining those therapy groups in the building he lives and why he finally started talking to people again. Mostly just Mikasa, she’s the only one who can stand holding a five minute conversation with him, she’s actually the one that helped enlighten Eren on how you might be feeling a few months ago. It’s why he planned this moment…..

“It doesn’t have to end. I don’t want it to either.”

You move your head to gaze up at him and meet his eyes staring down at you.

“Marry me.”

It isn’t a question, cause he knows the answer.

~

Moments later he has you lying on your back gently setting his body atop of yours as your tongues slide against each other seamlessly. Hes so close to you yet you want him closer, fearing this moment is just a dream you slide your legs up his and tangle your fingers in his hair while gripping the back of his shirt. He pulls away leaving both of you panting, saliva connecting you from your passionate kiss that quickly grew messy. He rests his forehead on yours while slipping a hand under your nightgown, slowly tracing his fingers up to your chest and gently tweaking your nipple in his nimble fingers. You arch into his hand and let out a heavy breath, your chest has always been sensitive, sometimes too sensitive yet he always knows how to touch you just right to make you feel good.

You secure your legs around him by locking your ankles together and slowly grinding your bare groin into him, this time it’s his turn to let out a hefty breath.

“I love you so much.”

His voice vibrates through your head.

“I love you more.”

“Impossible”

He slips your nightgown up to your neck and attacks your chest with wet kisses, sucking, biting and pulling all over before he wraps his lips around one of your nipples and sucks while sliding his tongue over it.

“HaaaAAng-“

You moan out and grasp at his hair as he expertly works his mouth around your aching bud. He lightly pulls at it while popping off and kissing a trail to the other one he groans as he slides it into his mouth, looking up at you and seeing your blissed out expression made him grind back into you. The only thing seperating your aching needs be the thin pair of Erens pajama pants.

[mammothhammoth]

| Haikyuu x AFAB Reader Pegging Headcanons

[ NSFW, very slight angst, mentions of marijuana, afab reader, swearing below]

Nishinoya

Hear me out before you question

Sweet baby will do ANYTHING for you

And that includes in the bedroom

He likes to experiment on you and he knows dealing with him in the bedroom is no easy task

So whenever you offer something he is 100% willing to try it to help balance things out

It also boils down to a bit of an insecure thing

He’s afraid if he says no you’ll find him boring or selfish and leave

But be assured he’s also doing it because he WANTS to and you make sure of that

He is a bit nervous but more so excited

If you thought he’d be blushy and shy you are absolutely wrong

Your face is on FIRE

If you’re too nervous to prep him then he will do it and PUT ON A WHOLE ASS SHOW

Cheers you on, it’s lowkey embarrassing

Moans SO loud like GODDAYUM

Will buck back into the strap

If you don’t finish once he cums he will be on you in a literal millisecond

Some of the best sex you guys have ever had

Asks for you to peg him again

Oikawa

This dude is a whole ass switch and proud

When he doms he DOMS

And when he subs it’s so erotic

But don’t worry if you are a hard core sub he’ll guide you through the process

That don’t mean he isn’t gonna lose himself a little and once you get the hang of it arch his back like a hoe and moan like a pornstar

He enjoys it a lot more than you ever thought he would

Surprisingly doesn’t need any prostate stimulation to finish him

His insides are VERY sensitive for some reason

He’ll warp his long legs around you it don’t matter how big or small you are

If anything he finds it hotter if you’re smaller cause seeing you swallowed in his form while pumping him with all your might has him cumming almost instantly

Ahegao(?) face

Will let you grind on his waist/thigh after if you didn’t finish

Also requests to do it again sometime

Kuroo

Cheeky about it

Honestly the least nervous out of ALL of them

Is also pretty adventurous and requests a lot from you so he sees it as evening it out

Will 100% go strap shopping with you

He’ll even put the damn thing on your body for you

Uses flavored lube just to make you watch him lick it off his fingers and get you all flustered

You retaliate by leaning over and sucking his fingers with him

It’s a bit of an awkward mouth position but your eagerness and the strap rubbing against his hard dick has him almost cumming then and there

Would prefer to open himself just so it goes by faster, he’s VERY eager

When you slide in and almost immediately hit his prostrate he quakes cause fuck he didn’t think it would feel THIS good

Cums fast and fingers you nice and teasingly right after

Also wants to do it again lol

Tendou

This man is shocked you asked him but he’s down for it

He loves having after smoke sesh sex but this is gonna be one of those, a joint for guts times

Also helps you pick out a strap but just lays back and watches you put it on, thinks it’s funny if you get confused

Makes you open him up but gives you very clear instructions and gestures his own hand in the general positioning

He’s shocked when you start to literally tease the shit out of him

You keep purposely missing his prostate and he keeps trying to grab your wrist and push your hand in the general direction but you just won’t touch it

He gets upset and just pulls your hand out practically begging you to thrust into him

And you do….. hard

You give this man payback, you know he’s stretched enough so you just start going haywire

Slamming into him at a brutal pace and making sure when you thrust in you grind down on the strap to stimulate your clit

He LOVES the sounds you make so you make sure when you rub the bundle of nerves your mouth hangs open and you make the lewdest sounds you can

He’s seeing stars and can hardly form any words

Also roughly grinds into you

BEGS you to touch his dick

You swirl your finger around the leaking tip at the same time you FINALLY ram into his prostate and it’s over

He cums EVERYWHERE and his hips are lifting off of the bed as he shakes

It doesn’t matter if you came he eats you out like you’re his last meal after, still shaking and everything

Akaashi

The most shocked

Tried to act chill but not very good at it and you see right through it

You tell him he doesn’t have to and apologize for making him uncomfortable when he just grabs your hand and has that lustful look in his eyes and tells you he wants to

Picks out a strap by himself

Preps himself before you get to the bedroom cause he wants to make sure nothing embarrassing happens and it’s perfect for you cause he knows your nervous too

He struggled finding his prostate and when he did he couldn't get a good angle on it so he was lowkey worried

Would help if you needed any with the strap

Reassures you that everything is fine and he’s fine and what you’re doing is fine

Honestly pretty dominant still just fluffyish

Like he praises you A TON

When you slide in he sighs

On the first thrust you find his prostate and his knees clench your sides

Just keeps praising you while groaning the whole time

He can feel he's on the edge but he just can’t quite get there so when he goes to reach for his dick you stop him and give him the best handjob you possibly can while pistoning into him

He cums hard while yelling a praise at you as he arches his back perfectly

Give him a second to recoup and he’ll be on you

May or may not do it again he doesn’t mind

[mammothhammoth]

| Itadori Yuuji x GN Reader Comfort Headcanons

[troubled reader, fluff, comfort, slight awkward Yuuji below]

Unless you’ve been in a relationship for a long time he’s lowkey gonna be awkward

He has all the right intentions he just has no clue how to properly execute them

Probably stutters in his words and motions a little

Only because he wants to do this right and not mess anything up

If you come to him crying he’ll immediately offer to bring you into his arms and won’t say anything until you’ve calmed down

Plans out what to say in his head while he’s waiting

He’ll start by asking if you want to talk about it

If you say no he’ll respect that and just cuddle with you until you fall asleep

When you’re asleep he’ll plan a nice day out with you when you both have free time

Nothing extravagant just something simple and calming to ease your stress

If you do want to talk about it he’ll pay extra attention and add his opinion here and there

Which is usually him dragging whatever/whoever made you upset

When your done ranting there’s a few moments of silence while he rehearses what he wants to say to make sure he says it right

Stutters less than he thought he was going to which is a win for him

He’s goal is to make you feel better so he does everything he can to get you to smile, laugh, giggle etc.

His words are smooth and comforting so even if you don’t smile you’re still gonna feel better

When you do feel better he’ll do whatever you need, if you wanna cuddle and watch movies, done if you wanna bake something with him, done if you just want space after, he’ll give it to you

though after like an hour he’ll text you asking how you’re doing

All in all if you ever need comfort he’s the perfect person to go to

10/10

[mammothhammoth]

| Satoru Gojo x Badass GN Reader Headcanons

[angst, fluff, NSFW, swearing below]

I got carried away with this and it’s kind of an absolute mess

It’s funny cause at first you couldn’t stand him, you thought he was too egotistical………. and a loser

I mean the dude is HIS OWN hype man, even if you have 112% self confidence, if you’re the only one cheering you on then, you a loser (it’s okay dough)

He started seeing you around a lot after he graduated

It was like really weird tho, he saw you A LOT for like 4 months straight and then you straight up vanished

And then one day he saw you talking to the now principal Yaga Masamichi

Like uuuuhhhhhmmchildeanywayso

He questions him after but he isn’t getting an answer

So he takes it upon himself and attempts to track you down but that fails cause you’re one of those EXTRA cool characters that just doesn’t exist unless they’re on screen……..

Until one day…. One day when he gets sent on a mission a few towns away so he’s set up with a little motel for the night

But when he opens the door, you’re sitting on the table reading a book, drinking a cooler

He almost has a damn stroke

He stands there for a sec in utter shock before lowkey questioning you a bit

Well he starts off with “Nice to finally speak to you”

………..

Nothing

“Oh so you’re the silent type.”

Little does he know, you’re cool, stealthy, sneaky but also….. really fucking dense so it takes you like 10 minutes to realize he’s even there

But by the time you do he’s immersed in a one sided conversation so you just stare at him until he locks eyes (blindfold) with you and he just

Malfunctions

Why is your gaze so intense

It’s not supposed to be you’re just staring like a deer in headlights not knowing where to lead this conversation

You lowkey scare him but in a good way

You don’t know how it happens like AT ALL cause as far as you’re aware only like 3 words were spoken the rest of the night but when you woke up you were naked next to a naked Gojo

You throw on a robe you brought with you, not even bothering to tie it cause you’re just thAt cool

It’s not that you’re confident, no, you just don’t f#cking care, you used to care about your appearance and how others perceive you but after certain incidents the need to please just… faded away

When he woke you were drinking a tea (with too much sugar probably) sitting against the headboard

You guys skirted around each other after that, not that you wanted to, Gojo just didn’t know how to approach you and you don’t understand feelings sooooo

But conveniently you happened to move closer (before you were in Italy because [redacted]🙂)

And you guys kept getting paired together

After Itadori Yuuji joined you were “hired” as a teacher to help (monitor) him

Things just kinda fell into place after that

Gojo started chasing you

He would bring you food, literally everywhere HE got something he also got YOU something and then would hunt you down to give it to you

You still haven’t actually talked to him but when you do it’s the first time you see his eyes

You just stared at him like the night in the motel before saying “I was hoping you were hiding a scar or something” and then walking away

GOJO.exe has stopped working

You start talking to him more after that

He would never tell you but every time he watches you fight he would almost pee his pants

He could outpower you but if he tried you would outsmart him, your wits and techniques are ASTRONOMICAL

Things don’t really become official until after Yuuji “dies” and you show up at his house for comfort

You guys spend the night in each other’s arms and when you wake up (with clothes on this time) you make breakfast together and he gets you to laugh

That’s when he realized he’s in love with you

When you find out Yuujis not dead you’re happy but when you find out Gojo knew he wasn’t the whole time you felt sad

You managed to chalk it up to all a timing thing. Gojo was conveniently paired with you on that mission, and was attracted to you that’s why you woke up naked together

You conveniently moved closer after that and he probably felt obligated to smooth things out with his one night stand

He just so happened to be training Yuuji so you thought he would need comfort over his “death” too

So you avoid him after that

He doesn’t like it

He tries extra hard to make it up to you, instead of buying you food this guy starts hand making stuff for you with little letters apologizing

He invited you to a festival and you reluctantly go

And you have an amazing time

At the end of the night he takes you to a secluded bridge with a beautiful stream underneath as you watch the fire works and kisses you with so much adoration you get weak in the knees

Literally

He had to catch you

You apologize for misunderstanding but he just shakes his head “you’re so dense”

Cue another silent treatment

“WAIT- I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU KNOW IT!”

You two become an ACTUAL power couple after that, like you two are the most powerful beings ever

He becomes your hype man too and since that classifies as someone else hyping you up, you are now cooler than him

Seeing you in action not scares him but lowkey gets him going, if there’s a tough mission and you end up breaking a few sweats with your badass skills you bet your ass you’re gonna be sweating A LOT more the rest of the night when you two get to your bedroom

He brags about you all the time too

“I have the coolest wife/husband/wusband”

You aren’t even engaged but he just KNOWS you’ll say yes when he proposes

When you find out he’s calling you a marital term you decided to swipe the rug out from underneath him and on one date night you take him to the bridge he kissed you, get down on one knee and ask him

“Will you marry me?”

There’s no elaborate speech, you can’t put how much you care about him into words

He stands there’s shocked for a second

…

…

…

You get impatient and stand before placing a ring on his finger and a ring on yours, kissing him and then leading him home

He doesn’t say anything and you think you did the wrong thing so when you’re taking your shoes off you start to apologize

“I’m sorry I did that, if you want to redo it we can or we can not do it all whatever you wa-“

He cuts you off with swiping you off your feet and kissing you so hard for so long you have to grab his hair and yank him away to breathe, which doesn’t last long cause after the first exhale he’s on you again

[NSFW content below if you are uncomfortable please don’t read and just skip ahead]

He takes you to bedroom, slowly peeling off your clothes on the way there

the last thing removed is his blindfold and when he does remove it you see watery eyes filled with absolute love and gratitude

He treats you like glass that night

Slow thrusts and gentle nibbling FILLED with praise, not even sexual praise he's just filled with so much emotion

“I love you so much”

“You make me so happy”

“You’re so amazing and beautiful”

He lets out the most amazing noises that night

His love for you wafting off of him in waves you can drown in

Your cool demeanor slipped away long ago and you became so vocal he’s shocked

“I love you too sweetie”

“You complete me baby”

“No one makes me feel the way you do”

“You take such good care of me- fill me up so good”

He’s so surprised his hips stutter a little but that little jolt hits that sweet spot inside you and you unravel beneath him

Seeing you like that instantly brings him to the edge

You guys catch your breath and then take a nice warm bubble bath after that

[End NSFW]

You hold each other close that night

Gojo never thought he’d have a happy ending like this, with his line of work and how crazy and dangerous everything is

You want to get everything off of your chest if you two are getting married so you start to apologize for how you are

“I’m sorry for coming off as cold most of the time I just don’t know how to-.... I just love you so much and -“

“It’s okay, I think you’re cool and love you with all of my heart and the kids think you’re cool and we all care about you”

“People always confuse cool with cruel”

He just hugs you close, he had his suspicions but he hoped they were never confirmed

He honestly didn’t understand at first how you can be insecure because of how badass and cool you are

But as he watched your interaction or- lack thereof with people he understood

You aren’t cool cause you want to be

People think your ~don’t give a f#ck~ attitude is admirable but they don’t know the reason behind it

That’s one of the things that drew him to you, he wanted to know you

And that’s what drew you to him

As he held you he cured you of your insecurities and doubts and told you his

He knows he can be distant sometimes when he’s busy or how cocky he can get

But you told him that’s how you like it, that’s how you like him

You guys spent most of the night talking and whispering sweet words to each other

The students knew something happened as you two were VERY late the next day, and you looked….. happy

You never stopped being a badass after that night and you weren’t planning on it but you did smile more

You and Gojo had a simple wedding, you’re too cool for the extravagant stuff

[mammothhammoth]

| Bruno Bucciarati x GN Reader

[fluff, angst, a cliffhanger on the readers feelings at the end, couple stuff below]

You felt warm hands sliding up and down your side as you inhaled the scent of your lover. Turning around to face him you open your eyes and see him already staring at you, his hair is slightly messy and if anything he looks even more exhausted than before he crawled into bed. You knew he was a busy man and always tried to make sure he was taken care of, when you were younger the thought of being a stay at home trophy wife was nothing along the lines of what you really wanted. But after everything you went through, especially with Bruno, it comforted you to know such a strong and amazing man depended on and trusted you. He relied on your love and devotion and always made sure you knew how much he appreciates you.

But sometimes…..

you wish you could do more. You want to stand by his side all the time not just at home. You want to accompany him to intense meetings and dangerous tasks like you used to. He would never let you or even if he did it would create such a rift on your relationship and you didn’t want that.

Maybe one day you can voice how a piece of you is hollow, and wanting to be filled with more than just petting his hair when he needs it and going to fancy restaurants. But until then you’ll find comfort in feeling complete in his arms, as the sun rises through a crack in the curtains and you run your fingers through his slightly messy hair.

[mammothhammoth]

| Haikyuu Chubby Chaser Headcanons

[chubby gender neutral reader, fluff, slight angst(if you squint rrreeeeeeeaallly hard) ]

Ushijima

He mostly prefers heavier people because of his giant stature

He doesn’t want to crush anybody

Loves laying on your tummy after a long day while you play with his hair

His brain stops when you wrap your plump legs around him

Unintentionally will place a hand on your thighs or ass

Doesn’t mean anything sexual about it it’s just a reflex I guess

Bokuto

Being a confirmed chubby chaser is an absolute f#cking win for the chunky peoples

He just loves your plump thighs and hips

Resting his head on them is on his mind 25/7

Hugs you from behind ALL THE TIME

Anytime you two go anywhere he always has his hand squeezing your hip

Whenever he’s in one of his depressed moods all you gotta do is wrap your arms around his neck and smoosh your face against his, feeling your soft form instantly cheers him up

UKAI

This man is a born chubby lover

He absolutely loves your ass

Anytime he has access he has his hands on it groping it, holding it, rubbing it, smacking it

After a stressful day coaching his only goal is to come home to you in a pair of underwear and a shirt (preferably his) and rest his head on your voluptuous bum

Speaking of, he LOVES seeing you in his shirts/coats etc. especially if they’re a little tight on you

Will 100% convince you to work at his store just so he can see a work apron wrapped around your figure

Aone

Similar to Ushijima his fear of shattering you is lowered

Absolutely loves just how soft you are

Everyone thinks he’s this big scary guy but he’s literally a huge ass softie

Loves feeding you

Like SERIOUSLY, he would hand feed you everything all the time if he could, no need for you to ever pick up silverware ever again

Also lowkey likes cooking with you, although hardly anything makes it to the oven without half the batter being gone

Kyotani

This might sound weird but he loves your back

Like it’s just so soft and warm

He’s also secretly really freaking good at massages and enjoys giving them

So after a long day if he has any pent up rage he’s definitely taking it out on the knots in your spine

The real reason he likes giving them is because the pleased sounds you makes let’s him know he isn’t as harsh and mean as everyone says he is and he can be gentle when needed

Is ALWAYS the big spoon and burrows his face into the nape of your neck

Sugawara

Loves holding your fluffy fingers

Eats sweets with you all the time

Also loves cooking with you

Steals your clothes cause they smell like you and he likes how soft they are

Loves your thighs like absolutely adores them

He also enjoys your chest too, don’t matter if it’s big or small he loves ~carefully~ laying his head on it and running his hand up and down your thigh while snuggling

[mammothhammoth]

| Insecure Satori Tendou x GN Reader headcanons

[little angst, little fluff, couple stuff below the reader is also pretty low maintenance]

He spoils the heck out of you

Like constant shopping sprees and dinners at fancy places

When you tell him you don’t really like fancy restaurants he has this… dejected look on his face but quickly puts a smile back on

You ask if he’s alright and assure him you loved the gesture you just weren’t that high maintenance

He lowkey blows off the question and continues to take you out, now to less fancy places

Literally ANYTHING you even think you might want he gets it before you even realize you actually want it

Don’t question how he pays for everything (100% w€€d money)

It all comes to a boil when you see a VERY nice but also VERY expensive necklace

You never even said anything close to wanting it and Tendou knows you aren’t a big jewelry person but once he hears the words “that’s nice” come out of your mouth he has it rung up and in a bag handing it to you

Once you return to your place (you were home alone for the day) you quietly undress into comfier clothes and think about how to approach the situation

Tendou is the first to speak

“Is something wrong baby pie? You barely talked the way here and you’re being kinda weird.”

When you pat the seat on the couch next to you and remain silent with deep in thought furrowed brows Tendou really starts to get nervous

“Tendou I love you”

He’s lowkey stunned cause while you’ve mumbled it to each other before when you’re half asleep during pillow talk this is the first time it’s been said with sO MUCH meaning

“I have for a long time and no matter what happens I always will I promise. I know what it’s like to not be loved or wanted and I will always want you Tendou.”

He’s literally speechless, major brain malfunction

“But this has to stop”

Brain…. confused

“I appreciate how much thought you put into everything but to me, a day in cuddling on a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor while watching crappy 80s slasher fics will always be better then a $100 meal at some high end restaurant”

“I just-“

“Let me finish”

You take a deep breath

“I wouldn’t mind going to these expensive places if it was what YOU wanted, but I know you don’t enjoy it as much as you say you do. I know you enjoy being with me just not at those kinds of places. You give me all these gifts and do all this stuff for me it makes me feel like I’m mooching off of you, it makes me want to spoil you more with extravagant things and when I can’t I feel like a bad lover”

“Baby no-“

“Tendou-“

“Let me speak”

It takes a moment for him to open up but he does it ALL comes flooding out

“You are the FARTHEST from a bad lover, you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and everything you do I love and appreciate so much..... It’s just- I know I’m not the best. The best looking, have the best grades, I’m not even the best at volleyball-“

He’s tearing up the whole time so you grip his hands and bring them to your lips

“I just wanted to make up for everything”

You push him a little so his back is flush against the back of the couch and proceed to straddle his lap, laying your head on his chest while wrapping your arms around his waist.

He instantly wraps his arms around, cradling you like you’re going to slip

He spent several moments silently crying while squeezing you, at one point you had to blink away tears of your own

Not much more is said after that, Tendou apologizes but you dismiss it cause he had no reason to

There were no more extravagant restaurants or expensive gifts after that (minus for special occasions)

Tendou came to realize how much that day strengthened your relationship

While you both still struggle with expressing certain things, the communication part of your relationship has never been stronger

You guys have never been happier

[mammothhammoth]

| Udai Tenma NSFW headcanons

[nsfw content below]

Okay this man is just over 5’6 but I’m only 5’1 and this is pretty self indulgent but I’m gonna try my best to make it height neutral

He doesn’t really care how tall you are but if you are shorter then him he LOVES it and most of the time just thinking of your smaller stature gets him going

If you’re taller then him please please pleeeeaase pin him to the wall, he won’t let your dominance last long but he loves when you do this

His favorite position is missionary but with a leg (or both) thrown over his shoulders

This man has a PHAT d!ck and you can’t tell me other wise

Just over average in length and WELL above average in girth like seriously he’s thiccccc

He’s rough too, after spending so many hours working he makes up for it with some rough passionate ‘making up time’ sex

Loves giving oral and he’s pretty good at it too, he’s okay with his fingers but if he puts them together it’s over with, YOURE cumming ON THE SPOT

Suck him off while he’s working over his desk and he’ll do one of two things depending on his mood

1. Let you have your fun and continue to work as if nothings happening, the only indication he even felt anything is when he reaches his hand down running his fingers through your hair while clenching his eyes shut and groaning as he cums

2. Attempt to do 1 but give up half way and pick you up, punishing the sh!t out of you on his desk

He may give off switch energy but don’t be fooled unless you absolutely beeegg him he’s always in charge, the most you can get away with is riding the sh!t out of him when he’s stressed or tired

PULL! HIS! HAIR! Especially when he’s going down on you, his eyes will roll back and it’s the hottest thing

Loves a good quickie every now and then but prefers actual passion filled sex

Lowkey into semi-public sex, the main cause of your guys’ quickies, the thrill of almost getting caught REALLY gets him off especially if either of you have friends over, if he’s in the mood or if you tease him he will f#ck you in the kitchen

It may not seem like it but he has quite a high sex drive, you guys have sex almost every night

If you tease him all day and then deny him sex, the next day he’ll slide a vibrator in you and make you wear it all day without allowing you to cum, and no it doesn’t matter if you’re going to a relative/friends house

LOVES COCKWARMING

Doesn’t like sharing you so threeways/anything like that is a no-go

Found out you had sex with Saeko once and lowkey lost it, he DEMOLISHED you that night, you couldn’t walk the next day like at all

All in all 10/10 sex life

[saeitoshi]

[mammothhammoth]

Sindaddy.

I would lick his armpit if he’d let me.

[mammothhammoth]

I reblogged this a few years ago and it didn’t age well cause I rewatched Magi and I can’t this bastard