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Amanda. 27. Livin that exciting Wisconsin life. I blog about whatever I feel like. Music. Cute animals. Bands. Movies. Food. TV shows. Attractive people. Anything that makes me laugh or makes me happy. My ask is always open! Come talk to me, I'm nice I swear :))

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

[zendadya]

Q: both of you, what is your best quality?

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[planetary-wolf]

this is so fucking funny

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

LOOKS LIKE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BOIS

[thesylverlining]

these are all wonderful but i must say having their model in a smart business suit is the best choice they could have made here

[rylandsgrace]

#A match made in heaven

[selivoq-deactivated20220217]

In the wake of the Facebook outage let’s not forget the whistleblower story that should have been the main thing hitting headlines today - detailing, among many issues, the fact that Facebook chose profit over the safety of people and led to the escalation of the January 6th insurrection

[broadwaydaily]

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN (2017) directed by Michael Gracey

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[fatoujallovv]

DUA SALEH as CAL BOWMAN in SEX EDUCATION SEASON 3

[arianagrandre]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[guerrillatech]

[paintedmesgolden]

drippin’ like honey, down the back of my throat and out the front of my mind HONEY - HALSEY (insp)

[only-tiktoks]

[nu11ifi3d]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS

[fakeosphere]

a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situation

[thenatsdorf]

Friends forever (via)

[rainbowchibbit]

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

[ginger-ale-official]

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

[archosaur-automaton]

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

[beabaseball]

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

[jumpingjacktrash]

see that little lump up at the top of minnesota? the sawtooth mountains? so small most places would just call them hills?

those are over a billion years old.

that’s why they’re so small. they’re the last ancient remnants of a lava flow 5 miles thick. the lava didn’t kill any dinosaurs. or any fish. or any animals at all. because there were no animals. you know what there was?

algae.

those mountains were 5 miles tall when the most advanced life on earth was algae.

so i’m just gonna go ahead and keep calling them mountains, even though all you need to climb them is hiking shoes and a nice afternoon. because a place where you can crouch down and touch basalt that was lava before leaves were invented deserves some respect.

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there's a Spirit Halloween. There's no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[mayflower-gal]

Wait, this is... NOT a thing outside of America?

[carohoku]

Canada has it too 🎃

[mockwa]

[pimby]

this is the guy making all your crinkle fries at the factory