[pumpkin-daydreams]

[escaleamare]

Metal core Sukuna

[terranesque]

i watched cheetah girls for the first time and everything that happens after toto falls in the hole is batshit but this review got me crying

[zuzu-draws]

When the curse you’re suppose to exorcise ends up saving your life but your dad still disapproves of his existence

[kibumkim]

Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

[spectreln]

SInce when is "yall" a valid word? Honestly, it pisses me off to reduce two words to one, especially since the other defines a human being.

[combeferret]

don’t you love it when people give a useful example of the op’s point out in the wild of a post

[lunius-art]

H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[mareep-is-transfem]

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

[imakuni]

so, they didn't want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn't make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[tolovaj-escaped-deactivated2025]

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

[prideknights]

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents

The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...

[prideknights]

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents

The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[deadeyesopened]

do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran

[robloxmilf]

[podcastwizard]

another unique feature of tumblr is how easily you can monopolize someone's dash. a blog i'm following is on a bill and ted kick tonight so i've been scrolling down an endless tunnel of keanu reeves fanart for the past fifteen minutes. wouldn't want it any other way.