[manmademage]

not wanting to be a burden at the airport will cause you to make some rash decisions

[cognitohazardous]

image of someone in jeans with the fly down and no panties but theyre bushless? do you hang empty picture frames on your walls? don't piss me off.

[jazminesullivan]

LUPITA NYONG’O The Tonight Show

[birbmania]

Snowy plover . . . Seattle Aquarium, Seattle, Washington . . . 8/10/23

[anglaised]

she got a cunty little anklet on too, oh work it mama

[freakoutgirl]

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

[anglaised]

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time

[kabber]

[dogpuppy]

[anglaised]

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

[pursebeer]

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

[anglaised]

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

[saintmelangell]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a ta t a ag g. a ttc t ta cat a. c tg Tat ta a c T Ga A gt. a a. . a.

Closest match: Lagria hirta genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Rough-Haired Lagria Beetle

(image source)

[dogpuppy]

[stuck-in-jelly]

Hey if the boys can have BloodyMary can the girls get Dr.HailMary

For pride month?

[dogpuppy]

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[fadeintoyou1993]

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come