hey are you a Hermitcraft fan who doesnt know who the SBKers in round 3 are? then this is for you!!
propaganda for the @umcytblrsexyman comp; help with spelling and those i dont know as well from loudn
VINTAGE: ancient greek goddess on birch 1 this season Vintage is the one most of SBK wants to win this tournament for a reason. her builds are GORGEOUS and she is a really talented skin maker!! :D do you want someone who commits to the bit? she once spent 4 months crafting 18000 birch trapdoors, and was subsiqently struck by lightning while bragging about it
PIEPIE: do you like silly noises? do you like when the cubitos collect many titles? (including but not limited to: general, santa, senator, and if they win the entire bracket then perhaps president) she is on the bamboo kingdom this year, and is doing a really cool mix of greco roman and legend of zelda!! a vote for Piepie is a vote for fox ears and tails everywhere!!
LEGUNDO: the silly to ever do it. he's in the torment nexus. he's definitely got radiation poisoning because the center of his kingdom (jungle) is radioactive enough to cause extra eyes to pop up on wild life. he does SO many crimes!! there is a very good reason that jungle kingdom gets called the war crimes kingdom sometimes and honestly; whats more sexyman then stealing an island in skyblock
FOOL: hey do you want a guy who managed to accidentally make a character who the most reasonable explanation is 'this is a system with an amnesia barrier?' then Fool of the nether kingdom is for you!! Fool is at least 8 leprechauns all of whom love chaos; and are easily color coordinated for your convince. go into any SBK space and ask about Gold and you will get a long and tragic info dump its great
NUKE NUKERI: do you want a gay scottish man who's streams are incredibly high energy fun and frequently end up with just pointing at pigs and squealing? Nuke is the guy for you! he is canonically an angel so the wings symbolism comes free; but this season spruce kingdom (alongside Leon who is an actual bird) have decided to start grounders; an anti wing association. whats more sexyman then having wings and never using em?
MARMARMARMARMARMARMARM: on a scale of silly to heart wrenching how do you want your lore? cuz Marm on doak 1 can do it all. alongside her irl fiance (also in the bracket) Marm has been building a fascinating magi-tech campus. she's a somewhat unethical scientist this season who wants to experiment on human subjects. + if we go with s1 lore; then during s1 she was a magic user who did necromancy due to being mad at the government. literally name 1 thing more sexyman then that?
RUBY: Ruby on acacia kingdom has a mission; and that mission if for xem to flirt with every woman in existence. she is also wearing a mask this season witch is classical sexyman material. she is god of nightmares this season; and he always has time god themeing
SCOTT SMAJOR: im not writing up a paragraph yall know who he is. please just let the radiator die
MUSI: not technically on SBK but the fandom includes her because she rules. fun fact about Musi; if you have listened to Avid's music in the past; she's his music partner! she is an INCREDIBLY talented musician!! also irl is a system; so more trans lesbians per trans lesbian with her!
DRIFT: Drift rules at playing underdog characters and we know tumblr loves an underdog! like her partner in doak 2 Scott she's been stream only this season and often during hours where we are honk shoo; but what we can see has been some absolutely incredible builds!!
AVID: chaotic bisextual man who is doomed in every universe and also is so down bad for his fiance. like it is vital to understanding Avid to know that he is smitten with Marm
AND A BONUS CUZ HE WENT OUT ROUND ONE BUT IS STILL THE SILLY TO EVER DO IT, M1G: do you love clones who murder people with axes due to being in the torment nexus? do you love characters who are also deeply plural coded? do you love clones in general? then M1g is for you! every episode is filled with lore and we cannot recommend M1g enough. please everyone ever go watch him now
