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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete

corycatte

a slight spring breeze and there he go oh no

heyyallitsbeth

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

mi-raine

it’s not easy to live a single parent life

#monoco #expedition 33

thedogeveryonehates

#wowowaaa.............#great thing to see before I clock in #oh wow

No.

we have to get hornier.

frownyalfred

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

frownyalfred

mostly-frayed-edges

#MEIN GOTT GREAT HEAVENS #batman

cheaphalloweencostume

literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

selfship-quotes

S/I: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Platonic F/O: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal...

F/O: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

#in order it's calyx viktor and jayce #jayce is horrified

anonymousalchemist

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out.

fairycosmos

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

comfort-character-central-deact

A reminder that your f/o is proud to be associated with you, to be your friend, to be part of the family you both are in, to be around and with you. They'll gladly introduce you to others with an excited smile, telling them how amazing you are as a partner/friend/sibling/child/etc. You are amazing and they're always down to talk about it!