you have played the game well

shara lots of fandoms / queer / 32

[ilya-rozanova]

shane x ilya's curls

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever regularly read fanfic for a ship you like but youve hardly engaged with the source material? (As in youve read/watched so little of the source material it would be safe to say you hadn't read/watched it at all)

Have you ever regularly read fanfic for a ship you like but youve hardly engaged with the source material?

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Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[penandinkprincess]

among the reasons i love shane goes to boston as an idea is that cliff marlowe is a fucking GIANT of a man, and i have the very funny idea in my head that being ilya's boyfriend means shane gets auto-included into the Bro Manhandling that i KNOW that man gives out to his friends.

and like. LISTEN. shane is a tough, strong dude, okay? he has played a heavy contact sport since he was an itty bitty. he is no shrinking violet. he can take a hit and get back up and keep going. he's no stranger to like. grabbing shoulders and a little playful jostling. but i also feel like his vibe on the team with the metros made him a little untouchable (first with respect that still made him "other" and then with. well.) beyond things like shoulder punches from jj and helmet taps with hayden.

and now he's gotten tossed into this locker room where he is accepted and welcomed but ALSO maybe getting fucking whiplash on the reg from cliff's affection. like hey! thank you for including me! but also you just fucking RAGDOLLED me the SECOND i walked in here today and i am a little turned on and ALARMED about it. just a little.

like hits on the ice? yeah. shane understands those. gets 'em and deals 'em all the time. no big. a little bro shoulder tapping/shaking? yeah sure.

but cliff just fucking. 🗣️HOLL-ZY! MY GUUUY! 🗣️ and that is shane's ONLY warning that he's about to get borderline shaken adult syndrome. everyone else in the locker room including ilya knows to brace or dodge by this point, but shane is still adjusting.

and like!! it's nice!! thank you for including me!! but also jesus fuck!!! i have a new empathy for anya's favorite toy when she death shakes it!! oh my god!!!

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[shanehollanderilyarozanov]

shane hollander moments that break my heart

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[rozanovs]

#ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

[shaneposting]

shane is literally a Boyfriend guys he’s stocking the cottage full of stuff he’d never eat bc they’re ilya’s favourite snacks and he’s driving his passenger princess around and carrying ilya’s bags and asking what he wants for dinner and waking him up in the middle of the night to be like ‘hey here’s how we can be together forever until we are old and wrinkly. do u agree yes or yes’

and even before that he’s constantly checking if his baby is okay and he’s sitting in that stairwell cuddling ilya’s jacket and he’s so desperate to hold ilya’s hand when he’s off his head on painkillers. he’s rereading old texts. he’s got his phone in his hand and he’s texting ilya when he’s literally just got off the ice after winning the cup again and that’s years before they’re even together. he’s inviting ilya to the cottage because he gets two weeks off a year and he wants to spend them both with his favourite person

he’s a loverboy! he’s spent so so long wanting to be able to connect with ilya like this and now he finally can! he was born to play hockey but also to be ilya’s boyfriend!

[grabmyboner]

i like to think ilya rozanov would be 50 cent level of hater rage baiter to everyone he despises yknow what i mean

[grabmyboner]

here are some 50 cent tweets i believe ilya could have tweeted

[hollanov-ann]

Oh, I think I know how the staff you like to be treated after all these years 😏 [pinned down in bed by a big sexy Russian]

[gayhockeyshow]

Spot the difference

[shanesbian]

#myzine retelling of heated rivalry (words borrowed from mary shelley's frankenstein)

[sheisraging]

Good. That's what I want too.

[urie]

people are always arguing abt the scene where shane hesitates when ilya asks him if he would choose him over hockey and my whole thing about that is i cant even wrap my mind around #myilya asking that question at all

[urie]

imagine you are autistic and your entire life revolves around your #1 hyperfixation it is the thing you love and cherish and enjoy the most in this world and when youre doing it you feel centered and grounded and the most Yourself and your partner is like "would you give that up for me" girl i would not know what to say either and also what kind of question is that

[spiralboundd]

ilya and cliff have to make this video like for the record

[scunthotter]

Shane would be invited to be in a bbno$ music video and Ilya would be so envious over it Shane would have to ask if his husband could also be in it.