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strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3
Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it
he would believe so hard
HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT
he is MIND OVER MATTERING
he is FOCUSED
he is DETERMINED
he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT
shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes
Bro what’s wrong? You barely touched your six egg and treat
texting multipack
they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is
your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨
do you know your blood type??
yes, I'm certain of it
I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm
no, I have no clue
I don't have blood/results
I remember someone in a dingey office that definitely wasn't a medical clinic sticking my finger like eight times in a row to try to get a drop of blood when I was about four years old and I assume that was for a typing test for Reasons Unknown but nobody has ever told me my blood type and I can't give blood so I can't even sneak the information out of the Red Cross in exchange for good deeds.
overthinker shane my beloved. he takes 1-3 business days to properly respond to a hypothetical question. he spends 2 hours learning about how ears perceive sound because ilya suggested buying a bluetooth speaker for the cottage dock area and he MUST get the best one. any time he goes to a restaurant he has at least 3 meal options prepared a week in advance after looking up the menu online because what if his first AND second choice are unavailable? he’s already researching exotic veterinarians in his area after ilya asked if he would still love him if ilya was a worm. he never answers the question but he DOES bookmark an enclosure just in case.
the part that kills me so much too is that when Shane is high as fuck pitching the cottage one of his talking points is it would be so fun. he literally says it would be so fun. high as fuck and the main thought that filtered through was I wanna kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with you. will you kick around a soccer ball in the backyard with me?
some giddy ilya for 🩷 rae @blushingrozy 🩷 #neverinlifehasheblushed
Ilya comes into the locker room with a black eye he didn’t have the night before. Everyone’s oohing and aahing and shane is. Very quiet. A little perturbed. People are making jokes about their sex life and shane is seething into his locker. The team finally fully gangs up on shane like hollander what kind of freak shit are you doing, huh? Sex swing gone wrong?? Knee to the face? And shane turns, crosses his arms and stares at the floor and states, very solemnly, “ilya got a yo-yo”
ilya finds out cliff fans online are calling themselves cliffnation and he never lets it go. he is telling people he has dual citizenship: russia and cliffnation. he actually can’t get a speeding ticket because he has diplomatic immunity as an ambassador of cliffnation. all i do is win is the national anthem. the capital is marleauville.
hello i am here to prompt and i have two flavors to chose from: a) hollanoveau dealing with the aftermath of montreal fucking shane over OR if you want no sads: b) hollanoveau snow day shenanigans
Newsweek ran the story first.
BREAKING: Ottawa Centaurs Forward Cliff Marleau Released On Bond Following Assault Charge Against Reporter
OTTAWA, ON - Cliff Marleau, forward for the Ottawa Centaurs and former player for the Boston Raiders, was released from police custody early this morning. This follows his arrest over the weekend that resulted from an aggravated assault against a reporter. Marleau was witnessed and filmed punching a photographer in the face as said photographer was following Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov and Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander from a parking garage.
When asked for comment, Marleau was happy to provide.
“I told the guy to back up,” he claims. “He didn’t back up. I gave him another chance, and he just kept getting in their faces. So I went hockey-bro on his ***. “
Rozanov and Hollander have been at the epicenter of a whirlwind of coverage following the leaked video that reportedly shows the two engaging in an intimate moment together. Tensions are high in the hockey world following the video’s circulation, and it is still unclear what the future holds for either teams’ captain.
When asked if he would do it again, Marleau said, “Yes. Absolutely. That is a promise. Stay away from my boys.”
- Amy Rhiner, Sports Columnist
Was rewatching the descendants movies and i got obsessed with another rarepair,,
Might draw some fanfic scenes later. Ao3 truly is a blessing, there’s some amazing stuff of these two out there
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