need those chompers in these shoulders NOW
roomie these tags are HORRENDOUS
she's a natural-born poster folks
call it an amazing digital circus the way i'd pitch his tent
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@maplefox666
need those chompers in these shoulders NOW
roomie these tags are HORRENDOUS
she's a natural-born poster folks
call it an amazing digital circus the way i'd pitch his tent
don’t know how to say this without feeling a weight in my chest.
We lost our home, our safety, and the life we once knew 🏠💔
Since then, every day has felt uncertain, like we’re trying to stand on something that could fall apart at any moment.
I’m still holding on to my dream of continuing my education, and at the same time trying to be strong for my family… but the truth is, it’s getting harder.
This campaign is not about comfort.
It’s about stability, dignity, and simply being able to breathe without constant fear 🤍
We are trying to reach £2,500, and we’re close… but not there yet.
This last step feels the hardest.
If you’re reading this, please don’t pass us by.
Even the smallest support can help us reach this point and keep going 🙏
Your kindness could truly make the difference for us 🤍
https://gofund.me/5cdd060e
It would be impossible to say this without a weight in your chest unless your heart was literally removed from your body. for anyone i would call a "human being", at least
Thank you for submitting this ask. I am glad to post it and I wish you all the best. I have no money but one thing i do have is influence on this website and i am proud to have this opportunity to use it for what @moooome is promoting: the most righteous cause on Earth
Readers, if you can, make sure you contribute to this campaign. And others, too, obviously.
When ur gf & roommate fingerbang u simultaneously then u have an earth shattering orgasm and they high five above u after as ur shivering and whimpering
Little bnuuy!
thinking about herta's little hand puppets made me realize she should have tgirl caelus and stelle doll bodies that she can use for experiments...
🔞 also there is an alt on twitter and cohost.
2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"
then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going
washing my hambs with colmd watr then GORILLA GRIPPING HER MEAT TO ABSORB WARMTH
fox is sick cough cough bleh :c
Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr
Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.
To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.
Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.
Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.
your vehicle?
i do not own my own vehicle
i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates
i own a subaru
i own a work truck
i own a truck that is not for work
im bald/vanilla extract
I am constantly thinking about this
This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time
Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet
- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.
- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.
- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!
- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.
- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.
artist: spicymancer
This poem is not a tweet to me
bunnytana
i can't imagine why
Every time you reblog this post another one goes. You wouldn’t, would you :(
Fuck it
*un-sesame's your bun*