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Today is the only day you can Reblog this

on one hand i want to be mysterious and dark, but on the other i am this colorful hufflepuff kid who just talks way to much and owns about thirty plants. like, is that even compatible.

maplestaplesbutpower

Oh yeah cults do it all the time

fuckyeahviralpics

It’s never too late to learn the right way to do things: button sewing technique via imgur → more…

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

ccbytheseashore

I feel like I just reblog this every time it is on my dash, with hope that one day I will stop being such a goof about sewing buttons.

ilwinsgarden

You mean someone don’t do it like this?

actuallyclintbarton

Yeah I was taught to just sew them flush against the fabric. It didn’t work as well as I thought it should…

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Yeah, I’m so downloading a copy of this post because buttons and I do not like each other.

paininthejas

I worked as a costume designer and assistant in a costume shop for 2 years and honest 2 god this will save your life.

lark-in-ink

I am a professional tailor and I approve this message.

theocseason4

Lets go bitches

loveazepam

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

originaldumbbaby

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

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This picture has a stroller for their dog

ruby-white-rabbit

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

aconstantstateofbladerunner

This picture told me that I’ll change my mind about not wanting children. All women do.

maplestaplesbutpower

This picture stole my sugar daddy

bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

bunjywunjy

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

bunjywunjy

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

nuggsmum

I love.

bunjywunjy

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

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Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

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OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

bunjywunjy

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

bunjywunjy

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

zekedms

I still didn’t mean to spend $20 on a tyrannosaurs tag but you know what? Maria looks great with it at her new home.

She says she’s a big fan of Wexter’s style decisions and can’t wait to pick out a collar of her own to wear around the office.

bunjywunjy

holy shit this made my ENTIRE DAY

harpylady

damb it

harpylady

sometimes you kiss a girl

harpylady

Maple gets it

april

*stabs a whole in the wall for the vent of lation*

kity

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

mercy-misrule

one of the most amazing things that has been said to me in therapy is that self esteem doesn’t exist.

and that floored people and the psych went onto say that what she meant was that self esteem is a concept that actually includes a vast array of things and labelling them all as one thing is really limiting and prevents actual improvement

you could have real strong pride in the things you create and hate your body

you could hate your creations but also want to share them with people

you could not hate yourself at all but not take care of yourself, engage in reckless self endangerment

thats all bundled under ‘self esteem’ but saying ‘i need better self esteem’ doesn’t mean anything

whereas if you say ‘i need to work on ways to keeping myself safe, refusing to act on destructive urges’ or ‘i want to be in a place where i believe compliments trusted people give me’

thats concrete, thats a goal.

having it said in therapy helped a lot of people in my group stop saying ‘i have low self esteem’ and start specifying about the actual issue they have

bead-bead-deactivated20190901

Wow, that is so, so helpful.

hell0-there-lady

The reality of Instagram Modeling

medic981

This is important.

daintydiarist

Bless this post

emthetimelady

I really need stuff like this

vstheworld

shoutout to models who navigate such a difficult field while learning enough about its problems to then expose it for the rest of us. that’s pretty punk rock of them.