In The Woods Somewhere

🌲 Marble 🌲 they/them 🌲 I only have one blog. I’m gonna put all my hyperfixations in one place and bring you along for the ride.

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[graceebooks]

hudson williams holds shane hollander safely within his heart like a baby chick in an incubator

[pillowspace]

It feels like this every time I write a fic

[smokingrozanov]

You must imagine 7 year old Shane Hollander screaming “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!” At his Playstation while playing the original Spyro

[smokingrozanov]

& then you must imagine 27 year old Shane Hollander once again shouting “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!” While playing the remake on his PS4

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[hollanoveau]

MY FUCKING SHANE

[miiilowo]

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

[miiilowo]

a break in their day by david hettinger. i loveyou

[cilantroodon]

[ID: A blotchy-looking painting of a person and a cat sleeping on a made bed in a green room. End ID.]

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[dumbass-writer]

Listen guys we need to be more fr with Shane, like that man is yes my anxiety riddled sister in Christ absolutely the demons (metros) have got that man with DEEP claws but also that is a professional athlete/model worth millions who is well aware he is the best in his field in history like he’s a bitch and vaguely a narcissist pls he’s not thinking that he’s secretly “bad at hockey” (genuine take I’ve seen) or needs to be walked through life by his big strong man who protects him from everything scary as he quivers like no my man is a bitch and he’s big and strong and he’s an asshole sometimes and he’s an actual character who in canon has a personality outside of being so “delicate” he can’t function without Ilya … the man he lived with out his entire life ? Oh okay

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[zzoupz]

Ganalf...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[the-sleepy-eel]

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner