impossible bird

OFMD. Good Omens. Nature. Hope. Always looking for good and beautiful things. Link to my AO3

[creatingblackcharacters]

Lamine gets his world cup win, Mbappe is the highest goalscorer, Michael Olise with the most assists, Jude Bellingham and Djed Spence just for the joy of looking quite fine, and Cabo Verde being the true MVP of the whole event. Blackness is having one HELL of a time today!!!

[creatingblackcharacters]

Me when I've only been invested in the world cup to spite the racists, and win 👸🏾

[buumbaby]

just having his routine dissociation

[animentality]

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

hey do u guys ever imagine getting to tour the set of the revenge irl and breaking into tears the second you step onto the deck or are you normal

[ungarmax]

my sister just said "url" out loud and i literally didn't understand what she was saying because she said it so differently than i say it. so...how do you say it?

url is pronounced...

earl

you are ell

some other way i haven't thought of

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[googoogojob]

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

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Voting ended on37m

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[saintmichale]

I'm feeling very normal emotions about S2

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[mermaidinn]

He caught a fishy

[amethyinst]

we were never meant to see everyones opinions all the time

[sherlockig]

[fallenrocket]

Favorite Scenes Between...Buttons & Auntie

Just a quick one this week. Buttons and Auntie only have a couple scenes together, but I enjoy their interactions.

When Auntie approaches Buttons on the Red Flag in 2x02

First off, the “red sky at morning” backdrop is ominous but lovely

When Auntie says, “But then you probably know that,” (she’s searched for him “far and wide,”) I love Buttons’s response and the stare he gives her: “Best not assume we know anything at all, ma’am”

I like Anapela’s super-dramatic whisper on, “Be gone, wise demon. Await for me above”

When Auntie gives Buttons the spell book in 2x02

Another great reaction shot from Buttons when Auntie says, “I see you've adopted the form of a humble man, sea witch”

His looks during these scenes are so good, because they’re so plausible for both Sea Witch Buttons and Non-Sea Witch Buttons Acting Like He Knows What Auntie’s Talking About. We get our answer a bit later, of course, but in this episode, Ewen is playing Buttons’s responses straight down the middle

I like Auntie averting her eyes from Buttons as she offers him the spell book, telling him, “Take it, thou demon. Use it wisely”

Omg, I love Buttons’s, “Oh, aye…Ohhh, aye!” while he looks at the book, his eyes getting wider as he unfolds it. He’s so happy!

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

Imagining a post-S2 scene where some guy Ed and Stede encountered on a raid a long time ago suddenly points at them and says "Wait!! I know those guys! They're pirates!!" and everyone looks at each other because no shit of course those guys are pirates?? It's one of those open secrets everyone knows about but pretends not to.

Then little old lady Margaret who is going blind in one eye remembers how Stede always carries her groceries and helps out in her garden and she's like "Pirates? These two? Have you been drinking?"

And Roberta the baker whose abusive husband died under mysterious circumstances is like "What are you talking about? They're innkeepers. Obviously."

And Lily the blacksmith who made the rings for Ed and Stede's wedding ceremony is like "Pirates? I don't see any pirates."

And Ted the florist is like "Do these guys look like pirates to you?"

And the guy who pointed at them is like "??? But he's obviously Blackbeard!!"

And everyone stares at each other in confusion until one man points at clean shaven Ed with his hair in a cute little up-do with flowers, and says "This is Blackbeard? The legendary pirate who kills without hesitation?"

And the guy who pointed stutters because yeah this guy doesn't have a black beard (or any beard at all) and everyone is staring at him like he completely lost his mind so he's finally just like "sorry" and leaves with his head down.

Ed breathes a sigh of relief, taking his hand off where he keeps a knife concealed on him at all times and Stede loosens his grip on the glass bottle he was about to break on the counter and the bartender surreptitiously puts her gun back in its hiding place.