A Random Guy

“Fudge it” Instagram: marcplasencia

[fencehopping]

I just love that this was a job.

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

First thought

[babyanimalgifs]

Little snek drinkin some water. 

(via)

[katherine2great]

The long leaf is thirsty

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[torithebardbarian]

i feel targeted

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

[chrinic-geadcake-deactivated202]

Oh god it’s me

[peaceloveandeverythinginbetween]

Don’t worry about it is me 🙃

[hayaosmiyazaki]

Memory is a strange thing. It doesn’t work like I thought it did. We are so bound by time, by its order… But now I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings.

Arrival (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[tkodami]

Process photos for Endverse!Cas.

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[malfascination]

[fantasticarepickles]

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[robertwire]

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

[catchymemes]

[aureliism]

Beautiful !! 

[cultof-aphrodite]

fig.1 fig.2 fig.3

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[aborddelimpala]

Oh, you don’t owe me nothing. Truth is, uh… I could use a break from all this. I’m not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires and, for sure, not with the humans. I don’t belong. And after a while… that starts to wear on you. Right? Cry me a river. Like you need to listen to this.

Well, come on. You a wimp?

08.19 | Taxi Driver for anonymous

[dapperseoul]