this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

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this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism
Atonement (2007) Joe Wright
mood: watching the why are you crying scene from atonement on repeat
Atonement (2007)
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Have you proposed to Miss Elizabeth yet?
Mr. Darcy: Well, technically not yet but in my mind we already have children.
Pride and prejudice, 2005
imagine living in 1815 and reading pride and prejudice for the first time and realising that actually, you don’t have to settle for the first dude to propose to you, in fact you can reject two (2) marriage proposals and have some actual standards and still end up with the hot rich guy who genuinely respects you for who you are
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place
This scene?? The softest
Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.
#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD
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↳ Day 1: Quotes for Life
The Pevensies are growing
The Narnians know their young kings and queens are just that- young. They’re children, and although they are far beyond their age in maturity and wisdom, they are in tiny bodies that aren’t done growing yet.
Maybe Lucy, queen of Narnia, loses teeth (I think I read somewhere that Georgie lost some teeth during filming?). Shortly after she becomes queen, she’s seen missing her two front teeth. She has to request for her royal portrait to be done showing her WITH teeth.
Maybe Edmund has growing pains. Not like, the mental burden of growing up and having responsibility thrust on him all at once- although that is true too. Like, the physical pains you get when you’re growing a lot and everything hurts. And he can’t sleep at night. And Mrs. Beaver has some sort of miracle concoction that helps the pain. And she bakes him cookies because she feels so bad for him.
Maybe Susan hits a growth spurt where literally nothing fit her. Suddenly she has to get an entire new wardrobe because she’s three inches taller than she was during this season last year. Her dressmakers realize that from now on she and Lucy’s dresses need to be made so that they can be lengthened, or else the young queens will be outgrowing gowns after only wearing them once.
Maybe Peter is hungry literally all the time. He is growing rapidly, like the rest, and ate meals with his siblings, but is down in the kitchens multiple times a day for snacks. The cooks start preparing nice snacks for him because they pity this Growing Boy and know he doesn’t have a whole lot of time in between training and ruling a country to search around for food.
Maybe Oreius secretly takes special measures to make sure the kids still get to be kids. He lets Peter and Edmund laugh and joke and goof off during practice, because he knows they are serious far too often. He trains Susan and Lucy in archery, but gives them a longer break than usual when he sees them making flower crowns and laughing. On the first snow day, he brings a few friends to ambush them with snowballs outside Cair Paravel.
Maybe Mrs. Beaver worries about them all growing up too fast. She sneaks them sweets when court life is particularly stressful. She bakes cookies with them in the kitchen at Christmas time, even when the cooks protest that they should just make them for them. When Susan mentions Lucy had a stuffed dog back in England, Mrs. Beaver sews her a new one without hesitation.
Maybe all four Pevensies begin studying Narnian history, but their tutors realize they all still need help in literature- they are too young to already know the vocabulary of royal documents.
Maybe Lucy comes to court with bare feet. Maybe she gets scared of the dark, and needs a footstool for her throne because she’s too short. Maybe Edmund gets freckles in the summer, and is always tapping his fingers or bouncing his knees because he has too much energy to sit still at court. Maybe Susan bonds with Mrs. Beaver because she needs a motherly figure. Maybe Peter learns local Narnian sports because he misses those of England.
Maybe the Narnians realized that their kings and queens were only children. And maybe, as charming as the Pevensies were, the Narnians learned to love all the things that made them children.
Gandalf: Don’t use the ring, Frodo. Keep it hidden.
Frodo: Why shouldn’t I use it?
Gandalf: if you put it on you become legally married to Sauron. Trust me, you don’t want that.
I suppose in the end, they break my heart.
Happy 55th birthday to Doctor Who!