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[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[pineconewithapencil]

Thinking about some immortal ghost king space creature who has existed for so long that Earth has been pushed to the very edge of their memories.

A solid 5 and a half hours for this one :D

[cheseely]

laws!💙

[saterise]

Instruments of Liberation

(This was a commission!)

[duckysplashy-deactivated2025123]

Stop censoring tags?? Tags are there for a reason?? Like, say you tagged something as 'incest', and then Bob didn't like that so he went into settings and onto filtered tags and filtered out the tag 'incest' and then he didn't have to see it anymore!

But when you censor a tag, like you put '1NC35T' instead, Bob is still going to see it!!

I don't understand why people censor tags, what's the point?? Do the words scare you???

[krossan]

Something you didn't know you needed.

I'm proud of this one. The two drawings were the base inspiration for this clip. Came from here

And sorry but there is no audio. My intentions where never to add sound. It was merely a test.

[aislep]

I needed to draw this. 🥹♥️‼️

[redrobin-detective]

Danny Phantom headcanon that for how unpopular they are, most of Casper High and various other people follow the trio on public social media. It’s not like they’re interested in the nerds lives or whatever but you just never know what’s going to show up. Fenton posting videos of living hotdogs running around his living room? Foley taking selfies from atop Amity’s tallest (also restricted) building? Manson making an impassioned video on globalism while Fenton is doing something strange and unsettling in the background? 

There’s something UP with the nerds but no one wants to ask but everyone follows them because everyone wants to know what the hell they’re going to do next.

[captainkirkk]

You can’t convince me Tucker and Sam don’t have semi-popular accounts. Goth vegan sjw who isn’t afraid to tell politicians to fuck off? Hacker nerd that posts food porn? Not to mention the fact that they’re both insanely skilled gaming nerds. Gaming channel WHEN

Meanwhile the Fentons have been That Family since Danny was little. And while Danny tries to radiate the same “nothing to see here” vibe, it has a tendency to slip. Especially when he doesn’t have Sam kicking him under the table to remind him to Be A Normal, Totally Alive Teenage Boy. Which means the place he slips up the most is probably Twitter, when he flat-out forgets that people outside of Sam, Tucker, and Vlad follow him

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

danny, posting a photo of plasmius with one eye half closed and his tongue sticking out slightly: @vladmasters look at how dumb this ghost looks

vlad, seething: well that was OBVIOUSLY a photo taken when the ghost wasn’t expecting it look at how sexy that ghost looks normally [posts a selfie with a flower crown filter]

jack fenton, retweeted by danny: vladdy, are you. fucking the wisconsin ghost?

[dannysanny]

Some excellent additions

[captainkirkk]

Vlad is cancelled on Twitter - not for wanting to fuck a ghost (re: the whole “it’s not gay if he’s dead” thing), but for having such terrible taste

[redrobin-detective]

#Vlad has done a lottttt of shady things as mayor#but it’s the fact that everyone thinks he wants to fuck PLASMIUS of all ghosts that gets him in hot water#and the more people point out how musty plasmius the more Vlad buckles down and tries to insist he’s hot as hell#Danny is having a BLAST#Vlad tries to get him back and accuse him of being into his counter part too#but every teenager in amity park is ALSO into phantom so it doesn’t work#dp @captainkirkk

please guys please I’ve done enough spit takes from the tags on this post. I can’t take it anymore.

[sheepscot]

[beaniebaneenie]

…imagine if THIS is how Danny finds out that nearly every teenager in town has a huge crush on Phantom.

Like, Vlad tweets at him “I bet you’re just trying to project your own uncomfortable feelings about being romantically interested in that wretched ghost boy!”

But Danny was on patrol and didn’t see it for like, 7 or 8 hours… and of course opens his Twitter during 1st period study hall, only to see hundreds of responses from the rest of Amity.

“what’s wrong with being into Phantom? He’s super hot 🔥🔥🔥 👻”

“uh, of course Fenton has a thing for our black and white hero, he has EYES”

“Phantom saved my life like, 3x this month. And has a sense of humor and a killer smile. And he’s so strong 😅 🥰”

“come on, Mr Mayor, carrying a torch for phantom is practically a graduation requirement at Casper High 👻 💘”

….and so on.

and poor Danny just goes very very pink, because he had no idea people felt this way.

[hdgnj]

Danny trying to deny the allegations of wanting Phantom by bringing his parents into it. “Yeah, I’ve never really thought about it before, Mom and Dad would Princess in a tower me if I wanted to date a ghost… So…”

[aura-draws]

Chapter 549

Lost and found

[moran4444]

orv tumblr valentines!!! (the watermark is my twt)

[bingus35]

OP product collabs are sometimes super cool and high quality like the Cup Noodle series and sometimes they’re like this

“My beard… looks like Emerald Mountain™ doesn’t it”

[sockiart]

[charrchi]

Instagram: pendragon_artz

[baby-xemnas]

bepo’s tail is too short to put thru clothes so noone gets to see it..TOO BAD FOR THEM cuz its very cute (law only event)

[moebiusxxx]

[charrchi]

Instagram: pendragon_artz

[maoam]

God….

Hmm I wonder why this needs to be underlined all the time. What could possibly be the reason to bring up how odd and bizarre Naruto’s behavior is… we just don’t know.