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they/any ☆ 23 ☆ new liver, same eagles

[marighould]

Guide to my blog:

Original posts are tagged with "#my stuff"

Queue is tagged as "#queue". Obviously.

Helpful guides/resources for things are usually tagged "#for reference"

I try to tag posts that need trigger warnings, but other than that I'm not very organized with tags.

I'm fine with nsfw/nsft blogs following me. All the porn bots on here are my friends whether they like it or not (love u ladies xoxo stay classy)

I don't reblog hard nsfw stuff but I might reblog suggestive jokes and the like. I also do say the fuck word if that's a deal breaker.

I mostly just reblog stuff that I find funny or I'm fixating on (more details under the cut)

STUFF ILL PROBABLY FLOOD UR DASH WITH FROM TIME TO TIME:

My Chemical Romance (MCR)

Quackity SMP (QSMP)

Over The Garden Wall (OTGW)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (JJBA)

Re-Animator

The Magnus Archives (TMA)

Welcome to Night Vale (WTNV)

Jerma985

Stardew Valley

Hermitcraft / life series

Undertale/Deltarune

... and much, much more!

FOR CONTEXT ON OLD POSTS:

I was on Fandom Tumblr (the superwholock trenches) for a long while, then left tumblr. I ended up coming back around mid 2021 as kind of a digital design/art blog. Eventually I lost interest and went back to my silly little fandom tendencies.

ghost blinkie in pinned post made by @blinkees

divider made by @dividers-are-us

[elodieunderglass]

Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this

Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

[soup-mother]

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

[smeagles]

uhhhh hello????

(from the same person who brought us these like a million years ago ⬇️)

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[truth-shitposting]

i bless the bonnie over africa

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

[dama-the-drama]

You can reblog this only today

[pjharvey]

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[gladluckbrian]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[pukicho]

Do you think you're anyone's tumblr crush?

God. I hope not. I'm too strong and overprotective and loyal to a fault.

[pukicho]

Heart

[kirikomamura]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[anik]

i love this guy

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels