[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[frishbi]

WHOLE HOUSE MAD

[parakeet]

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

[parakeet]

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[parakeet]

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I was browsing the Wikipedia, and the post was there.

Wikipedians share memes, too, y'know?

[parakeet]

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I mean it is featured on this article

[bigmickswingin]

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

[lavaditto]

unfortunately I’m not nonchalant, I will set you on fire

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[bpdohwhatajoy]

A rage room isn’t enough I need to kill

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[entreri]

Leon Kennedy → RE2 / RE4 / RE9

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[devinellekurtz]

When we first met

[mitrakats]

sokka can’t be trusted with a brush

[peemil]

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

[blessyouhawkeye]

bar bathroom esnupi

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[frenpanda]

Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[keithsweatshop]

my favorite thing to do is not talk