[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[gingerswagfreckles]

WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!

[gingerswagfreckles]

[podcastwizard]

guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”

[jay-berd]

why did i spend a few minutes looking on the menu for a dish called humanity that i thought you were slandering

[coolsignsandwords]

[tiktokarchive]

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

this is what having adhd is like

[wildbayou]

What it’s like to be in my company tbh

[frikiskrew]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

[megoosa]

is he… yknow…

[mxnrique]

[pancakeke]

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[kittenoftheinternet]

they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[whitepeopletwitter]

Romance isn’t dead

[mario-squart]

@pleasepongo

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[skywastherobot]

Universally accepted greatest scene in anything ever.

[hugedickgrayson-deactivated2018]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

The leg up at the end tho.

[bestnatesmithever]

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

[neekolexo]

That leg is killing me

[galactic-fluff-blog]

THE LEG KILLED ME

[upperstories]

falling with style

[i-volunteer]

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

[taekenbysurprise]

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier