[mendelsohnben]

during the 69th Cannes Film Festival awards ceremony

[tax--payer]

playing my touy

[emil]

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

[senatortedcruz]

[valtsv]

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

[valtsv]

like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you

[bathroomcube]

[kristina100000]

[youdanceinsidemychest]

[lunar-monster]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

you GOTTa check out this Hatsune Miku song on youtube it's ten years old , it has 334 views and get this: it's bad

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[okthatsgreat]

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I BEAR THE CURSE 😍

[antiocheanism]

yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

[crawfishcomic]

Forgiveness

[greenriverzzz-deactivated202006]

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[valtsv]

i wasn't "struck" by lightning okay she touched me as gently as a lover. my heart stopped because i was so overcome with adoration. god. you really dont know anything.

[tarkatan]

Obsessed with this thang

[sgdlr]

i want to share the poem inside the tag from this post, its gold

Though she's hungry, she's tha good mood. Searching thkough gorbage tincahs. ror. food Forgoatee the goatit's nota big eal. Anything at all makes a fine meai !