Shitposting

Age: 23 Pronouns: She/They Gender: A blade being forged in the sun Sexuality: Everyone (threat)

[lvmimis]

guy who is trying really hard not to be weird about you but failing miserably

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[stephenroot]

New type of guy just dropped.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[milf--adjacent]

Progress does not happen on its own. Neither does a better world. It comes with work and combat and organization and sacrifice. It's not comfy. It doesn't appear just because you visualize it. Anyone selling you anything short of *building* a better world is feeding you an opiate. It does not just materialize.

Remember, your enemy has been working and planning for centuries. Stop playing by their rules. Stop living up to their expectations. Live by your own. Chase your desires. Fight for the better you want instead of waiting for it to magically happen all on its own.

[milf--adjacent]

Positivity for positivity's sake does more harm than good.

[the-haiku-bot]

Positivity

for positivity’s sake

does more harm than good.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bebs-art-gallery]

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

[aphroditesversion]

sigh. when’s it my turn.