Mostly drunk Always gay

The tallest disaster gay

[medievalthymes]

hot girl summer is OUT eat his heart in the marketplace autumn is IN

[persephatta-crescent]

I thought hot girl summer was eating his heart in the marketplace

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[csevet]

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

[naturallyred]

He Man Masters of the Universe is the definition of absolute cinema. I was smiling the whole time, I sang along to the soundtrack, and laughed out loud many times. I loved how they translated the dialogue into live action and how cheesy it was

The movie is cool, it's funny, the action scenes are so cartoonish. The movie embraced the cringe. I was expecting it to be tolerable, but it was an amazing experience

And my god, Nicholas Galitzine …

[my-heart-of-heart]

Big year for pathetic yet badass space blondes

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[everydayimhusserling]

Looking at the data results at work like:

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[to-orrr]

tomato

[bebs-art-gallery]

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

[aphroditesversion]

sigh. when’s it my turn.

[stephenroot]

New type of guy just dropped.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Project Hail Mary is the story of one man’s struggle to be more expressive than his environment allows.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve reread this book since posting this and I can’t believe I forgot to include the part where he expressively dusts off his toga but his environment is super clean and sterile and there’s no dust on anything.

[bhebah]

[imomnba-x07]

I love him your honor, he’s so silly