Go Big or Go Home

Sorry my blog is so entertaining

[thebootydiaries]

[only-tiktoks]

[ilovevalium-deactivated20230725]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

pikachu is drowning

[colourofthekites]

This ain't about him

[huffylemon]

[unclefather]

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

[bishops-severed-torso]

we uptown fucked it up

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’re tired of fake sesame street fans

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

[bidoof]

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

[joshpeck]

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

[fuks]

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[nodudeshutup]

YOU

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[m0tel6mxzzy-deactivated20250326]

shoutout to my sensitive bitches we out here crying !!! weep girl weep

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*