i'm not leaving my bones here

call me p or mars // 20s // she/her

[layalina]

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[blackirishweab]

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[the-boring-distopia]

You just have to respect Camilla Hect's ability to have the narration's "camera" pan to her and for her to be doing some out of pocket shit. In the first book she casually walks through a door while handcuffed to Harrowhark "kill everyone now!" Nonagesimus. In the second book she is just there on a random ass empty planet, decked out with the whole rambo surival outfit. The entire third book is just an endless loop of found family drama and flashbacks until Camilla is like "aight, let me pull a Joanne d'Arc real quick".

In the next book Harrow will be fighting her way through hell and she will turn around to find Camilla just standing there with a snowcone because why not at this point.

[runasulienadanika]

despite that Coronabeth Tridentarius is frequently called the most beautiful out of all tlt characters, it's Camilla Hect who is flirted with the most. multiple characters find her attractive, and Nona, who is literally planet earth (therefore has universal taste) called Corona almost pretty enough for Camilla, which strongly suggests that Camilla Hect is the hottest tlt character. in this essay i will-

[chekhovs-guns]

okay but we should talk more about edward miller's artwork for the locked tomb series. like. these are so beautiful. the only style in which i would like to see tlt adaptation.

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of gideon the ninth by tamsyn muir

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir

illustrations by edward miller for subterranean press edition of nona the ninth by tamsyn muir

[sacred-portal]

[tgatbc]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

a gougar