An arrow is an oath.

31 — they/them — Andalusian, far from home Personal/Destiny blog. In this house we stan conniving queens. AO3 is Ljósfari avatar by Daxtri

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[screechingbeef]

The Bi-rd

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[mysharona1987]

[bg3-tournament]

Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 24 / 30

Nocturne/Shadowheart

"Nocturne is so important to Shadowheart that she was the only thing she remembered from the Cloister. They were two sad, lonely girls who couldn't see a way past their situation, who were able to find some light and joy with each other."

vs. Karlach/Shadowheart

"golden retriever girlfriend x goth girlfriend"

"They both have bodies that were claimed by other people’s cruelty. Karlach got sold to Zariel, turned into a weapon, had her heart replaced with an engine and her life narrowed down to survival. Shadowheart got handed to Shar, had her memories taken, her pain sanctified, her own past locked away from her. Neither of them really got to belong to themselves for so long. So the thought of them choosing each other after all that is just… yeah. Karlach being warm and loud and alive in a way Shadowheart would find overwhelming at first, then comforting. Shadowheart giving Karlach tenderness that isn’t pity, sitting with the grief instead of trying to cheerlead it away. They’d be funny and horny and soft and a little bit damaged"

"shadowheart: i’m mysterious. unknowable. dangerous. difficult to impress. karlach: hi :) shadowheart: …unfair."

Which ship do you prefer?

Nocturne/Shadowheart

Karlach/Shadowheart

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[tockthewatchdog]

[ndnbutch]

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[ratsquinks]

BREAKING NEWS: miso soup the rat is very happy. peace and love on planet earth

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[erotically-co-dependent]

won’t yap about this a lot, but I don’t like DNIs. I think they’re ridiculously childish. If you want to block me, you have every right and if my content upsets you, I genuinely encourage you to hit that block button. block me, block the tags you don’t like, whatever you need.

but it’s your job to control your experience on the internet, not mine. and I am not taking the time to check your pinned or bio before I like some post that came across my dash. who cares.

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[distractionsfromthefood]

[cassiefisherdrake]

Destiny 2 Fan Game Lets You Throw Tomatoes At Ex-Bungie CEO

Parsons left the company in 2025 after spending millions on classic cars

Absolutely incredible. To whichever Guardian made this game: I salute you.

[cassiefisherdrake]

And there's already a solo flawless, lmao

[csny]

[thesituation]

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.