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I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

monkeywiki

you wish you were these kids

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer

“justneckbeardthings” shut the fuck up these kids are cool as fuck

sl3tty-yandere-girl

Flutter around my heart and take little bites

haughttopics

Daft Punk: 1993 - 2021

decabus

woodmeat

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

myloish

SO IN THE NEW MBMBAM THEY GET AN AUDIENCE QUESTION FROM A GUY WHO’S BEEN INTO FIGURE SKATING FOR A WHILE AND GRIFFIN WITH AN AUDIBLE >:3C INTERRUPTS TO SAY “So you got into it two years ago… Was there a certain piece of media that had come out at that time…” AND THE GUY HAD TO SAY “LISTEN… Yeah.” CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING CALLED OUT IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR GETTING INTO FIGURE SKATING BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEEB

goldfishoflove

in fairness Griffin’s immediate response was “you’re my hero” and the crowd lost its mind

studentlifeproblems

awwww-cute

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

unclefather

pick him up

mjalti

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

tamamita

hey gamers

sonic06apologist

thats anime not gaming smh

tamamita

Oh, my bad then

mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723

i can’t believe he’s gone

unclefather

Kanye Rest in peace

onenicebugperday

How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations

moosefinch

Meet melvin:

onenicebugperday

The suspenderssssssssssss

another possibility?

YES

how about this? :P

ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.

mossy-covered-bones

consider: they just don’t make pants small enough :(

onenicebugperday

Oh very sad :(

bugs-rug

I have one

Her name is Patricia and she’s got some cool shoes

onenicebugperday

Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.

jessica-problems

for your consideration

onenicebugperday

This is really good now we’re thinking outside the box

intheirhonor

Meet Doodle

onenicebugperday

Doodle has a cape!

galactic-corndog

I had to add Dot to the club

charredasperity

Dabbing Squigly Moodboard

corporationkills

does anyone have the screenshot of the post tnats a puffer fish blowing out water and the caption is like OOOOHH OOOOG OOG GOOGOUUUUUU HHHHHH or something

real-uwu-hours

?

kosovska

the final rule of chess is that u can make the pieces kiss

30-minute-memes

I will have what she is having

soravagemecrazy

She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!

fantaboy91

Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. That’s why so many bullies end up becoming cops

kaleighbytheway

You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

It's not only threatening the profession, it's putting patients' lives at risk.

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang