Junk Drawer

[deadbaguette]

Taps sign lightly

[marthurr]

Like cmon guys… at the very least my guy is mixed. let me have a podcast character who’s like meeee

[cheriewillx]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

SPREADING THE ARTHUR LESTER PROPAGANDA!!!

- He whimpers every episode

- He loves the voice in his head

- He has a soothing voice

- He survives everything in the book

- And dies 7 times

- "This too shall pass"

- AND HE HAS MILES TO GO BEFORE HE SLEEPS

PLEASE, VOTE FOR ARTHUR, ARTHUR, ARTHUR YOU CAN PUSH THROUGH

(I'm pretty sure I can out propaganda here)

7 times??

[nightvaleofficial]

[arthur-lester-propaganda]

arthur lester, hole coniosseur

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 7

John Doe (Malevolent)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time & Fionna and Cake)

Remaining time: 15 hours 20 minutes

Art of John Doe by @ambivertedbabe

[marthurr]

Cmon guys, it’s John’s birthday today!!!!!!! Vote the birthday boy!!! /silly

[raviolireptile]

Obligatory TMA crossover post

[marthurr]

Teehee jan kilbride mention!!! one of my favs frfr

[runasulienadanika]

welcome to the magnus archives, we have:

Gertrude "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" Robinson

Jonathan "what if i'm the monster, what if i'm in the wrong" Sims

Jonah "oceans rise, empires fall" Magnus

Gerry "i choose to burn out rather than fade away" Keay

Sasha "with no soul and no name and no story what a shame" James

Mary "this is the only way i can protect my legacy" Keay

Tim "and if there's a reason i'm still alive when everyone who loves me has died i'm willing to wait for it" Stoker

Melanie "i am the one thing in life i can control" King

Agnes "i'm erasing myself from the narrative" Montague

Annabelle "i am not a player, i'm a puppeteer" Cane

Eric "when her mouth is on mine i do not say no" Delano

Jane "we all know the worms must be fed" Prentiss

Basira "dying is easy, living is harder" Hussain

[whatwillfully]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

[spoik-is-here]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!

[lacyisacannibal]

Season 1: Stament Begins, I'm Jonathan Sims, im a cunt and this is all bullshit. My assistant can jump in a paper shredder for all I care. Statment Ends.

Season 2: Supplemental, my assistants want to kill me, execpt Sasha even though she obviously wants to kill me. Martin is trying to kill me because he's being too nice and he needs to fuck off. I have a cigarette addiction and a crusty old man is living in the basement. Magic is real.

Season 3: No one loves me and I have no job because my boss killed the crusty man and blamed me. My only friend is my ex and I have 53 million scars from meeting various gods. And oh my lord Tim exploded from facing a Sentient puppet.

Season 4: No one loves me, Martin hates me, the lesbians hate me. I just got out of a coma. Sasha and Tim are dead. I speak French now and I'm a monster. I am God. Martin, love me, love me, say that you love me. And shit I started the apocalypse, my bad.

Season 5: My and my boyfriend will stab Jonah if he doesn't let us be gay.

[vickozone]

what’s wrong with him

[marthurr]

No Arthur we want you to realize the homoerotic relationship you have with the voice in your head

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

[marthurr]

happy pride to all the freaks on this site!!!!!!!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I hope it kills the president this year

You and me both

[marthurr]

Wooohoooo, I made a fugly arthur lester pin for tumblr sexymannnn. It even has my very own bad fanart!!! If u would like a pin template w/o the arthur in the middle, I have one right here

REMEMBER TO VOTE ARTHUR LESTER FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!!!!!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Propaganda for John Doe Malevolent? Slight spoilers!!

Y'all he's an author. He's got a nice voice and is an author. Double threat! Please vote for our resident entity!

As a Magnus archives fan I’m fighting with you for our podcast guys

[askaboutmymoths]

Update to my Eldritch!Arthur fic, here's a handful of funny notes in my current semblance of a plan in no particular order

- (surrounded by sparkles) description of blood and gore time :D

- "oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh jesus h fucking christ what do I do" kind of panic

- falls through his own half-assed portal

- aw, they're so loving of each other <3 (Arthur is currently on death's doorstep ready to ring the doorbell)

[marthurr]

In already obsessed just reading about it i love. i would scream out loud if i hadn’t lost my voice just now 💥💥💥