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I wish i was in the balkan coffee shops at 8am tiktok rn

this game ijbol

I do think the women obsessed with smut on booktok are inventing brand new things to be horny about that nobody had ever considered before, and I can only congratulate them for that.

desinteresse

They filled the hole that deviantart perverts left behind

byjove

Thanks for the book recommendation but I am actually reading all texts chronologically and geographically by region. Currently on 4th century BC in western China. No, no, not an intimidating undertaking. Very interesting stuff. Lots of in-fighting in the royal family. Many princes to keep up with. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to the Americas and read my way to that Colleen Hoover book you suggested.

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

speedlimit15

Great way to introduce your recipe

devilishdescent

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

secretceremonies

A knight in armor kissing a nun under the mistletoe, 1926

themysteriousmurasamecastle

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

drops-of-universe

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

pocblr

TYLA 📷 by Jayson Alexander (2025)

frumpydress

deadgenerations

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement