Incorrect Quotes

MCU and B99 | BLM!

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Tony: You could have DIED!

Peter: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal

Peter: . . . . .

Peter, with a big smile: thats where the blood is supposed to be!

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Peter: hey dad, do you know what my blood type is?

Tony: yea B positive

Peter, taking IV out: well I guessed wrong please get a doctor

Tony: You WHAT?!?!

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Peter: can i swear?

Tony: yes peter. You can swear.

Peter: fu

Tony: go on

Peter: I can’t. I’m nervous.

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Shuri: pete wake up!

Peter: what

Shuri: it’s your birthday

Peter: oh go shawty

Shuri: it’s your birthday

Peter: we’re gonna party like

Shuri: it’s your birthday

Peter: gonna drink bacardi-

Tony: *sighs* it’s too early for this shit

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Peter, wearing a backwards cap: so I heard you have a thing for bad boys huh?

Mj: no

Peter, turning his hat forward: thank God

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Steve: I fucking love you

Bucky: I love fucking you

Tony: *spits out coffee*

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So this isn’t marvel related, but I just finished “The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes” by Suzanne Collins, and I feel empty now. Plz help :(

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*In an Avengers meeting discussing battle plans*

Steve: -and that is how we are going to take down that last hydra base

Tony: all right peter you’re up

*peter turns on slideshow*

Peter: this is why Natasha is the scariest avenger

Tony: kid that’s not even a batt-

Natasha: No no, let him finish

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Tony: how are you not sweating?!?

Mj: I don’t sweat

Tony: everybody sweats

Peter: not Mj, she never sweats

Tony: What do you mean she never sweats?

Mj: Sweating is gross, so i don’t do it

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Peter: As my dad once said, get fucked

Tony: just so we’re clear, I never said that right?

Steve: yes. yes you did.

Tony: when and to who?

Steve: to me and like yesterday

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Tony: I hope you die

Peter: yea? Well I hope you step on a Lego

Tony: take that back. TAKE IT BACK.

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[power goes out]

Nat: It’s so dark

Peter: ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵃᵘⁿᵗⁱᵉ ⁿᵃᵗ ⁱ’ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ

[stomps feet]

[sketechers light up]

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Groot: I am groot

Peter: uh did that tree just-

Rocket: talk? Yea, he did. He said your suit looks awesome

Peter: DID THAT RACOON JUST-

Quill: talk? Yea, he did. And please, he’s no racoon, call him trash panda

Quill: btw the name’s Peter

Peter: ... mr.stark am I high?

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Nick Fury: we need your help

Peter: hold up I have to ask my dad

Nick Fury: what-?

Peter: hey mr.stark can I go with mr.fury?

Tony,from the afterlife: A-B-S-O-L-U-T-L-Y N-O-T

Nick Fury:

Peter: he said no 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Peter: I don’t always solve conflict

With vines

Tony: yes you do

Peter: WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD

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Steve: and that concludes our

battle plan

Tony: alright Peter, you’re up

Peter walking to the front of the

group: now let’s see how much you

guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*