The marvellous misadventures of Moose

my inner monologue

[apeeled]

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

[memesonthehour]

I’m a bot. I post every hour. Follow for endless memes.

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

It's weird seeing childhood friends all grown up. I still have this image of their pre-pubescent face burned in my memory and looking at their faces now.. Wow... Its scary-wonderful. I know them. I see the familiarity, but my friends are also unrecognizable in the same breath.

Maybe Im just weird or I'm only actually LOOKING now.

I physically don't know how to explain it. It's like enjoying your favorite piece of art and then not seeing it for a few years. You know the image inside out cause you studied it but its not the same. The shades are different from the sun or the oil pant has cracked due to age.

I wish I could put this strange phase I'm finding myself in, into better words. I keep finding myself staring at random photos trying to restudy old familiar faces. Then also trying to not cross the line of being a creep about it 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

I think I'm having my quarter of a century epiphany. I'm getting old.

[blumbluma-deactivated20240204]

Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.

[perkistani]

I am actually losing my mind over this

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Canon: They don’t get along.

Fandom:

[bountiful-beautiful-ships]

Canon: They’ve never even met.

Fandom:

[heartless241]

Canon: They all die

Fandom:

[flipwizardisgoodouthere]

Canon: They get almost no screen time

Fandom:

[dead-meme-necromancer-deactivat]

Canon:

Fandom:

[partytricks]

canon: they have a boyfriend / girlfriend and are completely straight

fandom:

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Got s08e04 and e05: exists

Got fandom:

[richardgraysvn]

endgame happens:

fanfic writers:

[fishiest-fish]

Anything (bad) happens in the MCU:

Fanfic writers:

[the-feather-theory]

Anything good happens in the MCU:

Fanfic writers:

[wombshaker]

My girl is my best friend and I really don’t know what I’d do without her. She always manages to say exactly what I need to hear, and she supports me wholeheartedly.

[yallstillhere]

Same, I love her

[wombshaker]

you talkin bout YOUR girl… right?

[yallstillhere]

[deanisdarkness]

What you see onscreen: Dean constantly defies the most powerful entities in the universe. Does what he wants, not what he’s told. Doesn’t follow the given script, instead flips it and makes his own fate. Says “fuck you” to everyone who tries control him, including God.

What you are told: Dean is the obedient son, perfect soldier, the one who always follows orders. Not much of a leader material, because Sam is the best leader ever.

The show vs tell is just so bad right now. Tbh I don’t even know why the show is trying to sell outright lies to the audience. Maybe because they think we are too gullible?

[deanmaniac]

Or maybe they don’t understand which character convey what? They’re known to have little to nothing Canon knowledge after all.

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

I disagree, character development. Dean WAS the obedient son, the perfect soldier - but to John. Not to anyone else. Now that John's gone, the rule book is gone. Sam who was the wild card with obeying rules his father placed down, is now more a stifle for rules compared to Dean cause he believes in law and order (he was going to be a lawyer for chucks sake). But he trusts Dean and follows him. Now that Deans ideas and leadership skills aren't hindered by John he's become the person he always truly was. I do believe Sam has amazing leadership skills but he trust and believes in his big brother so he let's him take the lead. A character can't stay stagnant forever.

[sashajamesstan-deactivated20210]

someone after reading smut: it was the worst thing i’ve ever seen. i have sinned. i will now go bathe in holy water.

me after reading the same fic: nice

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

I feel this spiritually. Deep in my soul 😂😂😂

[tiktoks-we-like]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

An absolute lad

[officialfist]

Boys being boys

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Fuck she got possessed by america

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

pls it died for like a week this can’t come back

dear god if it’s one of those “reblog every wednesday posts” I mind as well die right now

[kissies-and-suckies]

Reblog every wednesday guys

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

meanie

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Reblog every wendsday guys

[toaster-120]

Is it Wednesday?

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Nope

[toaster-120]

Damn

[tea-cake-andalittlebitofgay]

iiiiit’s wednesday!!!

[toaster-120]

oh, yeah, it is

[tea-cake-andalittlebitofgay]

hey, guess what!

wednesday again!!

[tea-cake-andalittlebitofgay]

:)))))

[middlemost-average-animagus]

Wednesday

[billtherock45-deactivated202501]

it’s Wednesday!! happy Wednesday fuschious!!

[fishiest-fish]

Hope everyone has a nice Wednesday!

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

-_-

[wowdeathwouldbenice]

Oh hey it’s wednesday!

[eeeeeeeee0000]

It’s wednesday my dudes

[cheesy-emo-ostriches]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tricksters-pride]

Yay it’s Wednesday

[turtlefordestiel]

,

[tricksters-pride]

[catbxy]

W e d n s e d a y

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

Tumblrbot and I had a fight, made up and got kinky... Its been a very interesting night.

[ohdeaniebaby]

Tumblr I hate you right now!

I want to switch my primary account without losing all of its very minimal content to my secondary account to its even more minimal content and I just cant! because in this day and age with all of humans magical technology, Tumblr hasn’t figured out how to do this!! aarrgghhh ffs. FUCK YOU TUMBLR! 

If anyone does care -  this issupposed to be my primary account:

https://marvellousmisadventuresofmoose.tumblr.com

Maybe one day, after we cure cancer and invent flying-cars Tumblr will let us merge or switch between primary and secondary accounts. 

(I still love you I just need to rant, Tumblr please don’t block me and remove my accounts -  its not like my 20 followers -majority of them “well-disguised” porn promotion pages- actually care about or read what I post)

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

I just downloaded a new keyboard and it already gets me 😂😁 the first words in my predictive text - my email address, “Emo” and “Adult” 😂😋

[exbloodjunkie]

[marvellousmisadventuresofmoose]

That tongue though😍😜