special pistachio

AJ - He/Him - 257 months old

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

[wizardarchetypes]

nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

[wizardarchetypes]

(-1) ough (-4 ) agh! (-14) agh!!! (-3) AH! (-11)

[aprilcodescrap]

@snoopy-dyke

[alien-bottle]

Troll kars

[obligatorymorningfart]

comic about girlfriends

[carrion-throne]

this invokes an unidentifiable emotion deep in my core that i am hoping with every fiber of my being is not lust

[toastyglow]

I read this and thought, “unfortunately I think I know exactly what they mean”

[beescake]

yes officer

[insufferablemod]

fanart

[commeowdore]

dirk USB design prototype :3

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[dorosen]

Bestest of friends

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[chromaticabrasions]

I NEED TO KILL MY SELFFFFF i’m fine im fine it is a beautiful day to be alive on this beautiful earth it’s fine I NEED TO KILL MY SELF I NEED TO KILL MY SELF I i’m so fine being alive is so lovely AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ghostmanred]

karkalicious lego brick i accidentally got

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Naw, LET HER COOK!

[queenstravelingdarling]

THE REAL QUEEN OF RAP!!!!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Leaving this in the tags was criminal

[conspiring-limabean]

how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe

[pocket-deer-belly]

[animentality]

[tmos-time]

"this comic is like 640 pages, there's no way ill accidentally catch up in one sitting--"

"ah, shit"

[thegaymertrainer]

🐱 🐦