[aprilcodescrap]

[strbrryfemme]

"you bruise so easily" take advantage of it then

[muzzlesbian]

upskirt

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[muckmagister]

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

[dont-stop-her-now]

[giragirameganedan]

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

[raptorofwar]

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[cocoon2010]

[lizardsister]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[tayalla]

Sonderangebot für die Zugfahrt nach Nürnberg, danke DB

[cherries-with-sweets]

Translation:

"5 hours and 9 minutes" translates to "5 Stunden und 9 Minuten".

The short form "5 hrs 9 min" translates into "5 std. 9 min.".

I think you can guess what auto translate did to "std".

[chaotic-carnifex]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[blackratbighat]

[agaywolf]

BE PET

GAY DOGS

[stitchposts]

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[tortuga-pulpo]

Since I visited a tantra workshop last weekend and I gotta practice my massage skills, I am offering

One (!)

free massage

to the first mutual who politely requests it

[aprilcodescrap]

Meeeeee?

[johannestevans]

trans twink bard embarrassed and humiliated when he gets put on stage in front of a pub filled with huge, hulking warriors thinking they're about to listen to him sing, but instead they all laugh and jeer as the pub's captured mimic tentacle fucks him before the crowd

[johannestevans]

screaming because he's certain he's about to get eaten, his clothes ripped off his body, and then loudly moaning because the mimic's huge purple tongue, longer than he is tall, swipes across his cunt and then sinks inside him and it feels so good he stops struggling

all these burly warriors laughing and cheering, taking bets on how long until he comes, how deep the tentacles will go in him, how many eggs the mimic is going to deposit inside each of his holes

he's so humiliated but that just makes him hornier

and let's be honest, he's a slut - he was going to get fucked tonight either way, this way he's just going to be stuffed full of mimic eggs and is going to come repeatedly until his brain melts out of his ears

[kale-exe]

9pin D-sub collar and ribbon cable leash

[colonel-obscurity]

"What the fuck is a hound?"

The General-rank Handler stares with disbelief at her underlings as they try to explain how the basis of her command structure actually looks like.

"I didn't know! I point places on a map and things happen!"

They hand her the handlerbook.

"We do WHAT to those girls?!"

[sleepdeprivedmint]

"Sir, we've captured the enemy pilot, as you requested. But we... ran into a problem." "Excellent, they'll make for an excellent hound... but, what is this complication?" "Uh... they already had a muzzle on." "What." "Yeah they- uh. They were already a hound? There was footage of them getting brainwashed in the mech's files-" "Did... did they- did they- did they turn all their best pilots into hounds before we could? Have we gotten that predictable?!"

[foreststairspreservationsociety]

Hound with callsign "Princess" that has civilian casualties every fucking mission, even when it should be impossible.