The Sweet Candy Dung-Heap

Duck. PA. I am part of the small occult group who loves black licorice.

[tarrmacktaxi]

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[blckgirlacid]

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

[brucebocchi]

you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

[yorgen-sh]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Dwarf Otocinclus

Otocinclus vittatus

[mevil]

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[dogpuppy]

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[baseballcardvandals]

Blue hair, who care.

Own this BCV original.

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[computerbeep-deactivated2025052]

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

[captain-price-returns]

Ball over every thing.