MOSH.

Call me Mosh/Mascha! 20. Grammar is MANDATORY, as is a brain, cute and/or shiny things food and all things anime/yaoi. Confident.

[lesbiankatebush]

technically ratatouille is mecha anime

[maschalismos]

OP. Thanks for ruining Ratatouille for me. 👍

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[meowjorie]

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

[leaper182]

Does this count as cake hacks?

[haberdashing]

cake: hacked

[kaijuno]

And in a shocking twist, Elon Musk has not kept his word on helping Flint residents afford water filters

[kaijuno]

‪You know what? I have a lot of followers. If I could get a list of contacts for people who need filters I bet I could wrangle enough donations to pay for them ‬

[kaijuno]

Okay! I have a plan! Here is the link to the Flint Water Fund by United Way: bit.ly/FlintStrong

It 100% goes towards buying bottled water for residents. The government has cut off aid to us and these charities are all we have.

I do have one request though! On the page provided it asks for your affiliation (if you have one) and if you guys could put ‘kaijuno’ in that box, it will help me know how much money you guys have raised!

Please consider donating if you can 💜

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK5-FJ1g2Xk/

[dogiplier]

Stop scrolling. Read this. Remember this.

If you can’t take it from him, take it from a survivor like me. These are REAL words.

[firephox]

Easy for you to say, Mark. You have thousands of dollars in the bank and a stable, fun, job. Your basically a celebrity. Millions of fans would die for you. For some people like me who have been to a low place in my life where I wanted to end it, sometimes life isn’t fair. It was fair to you, it certainly wasn’t fair to me. So telling people like us who live shit lives, and will never benefit or make any difference to the world that life is worth living, makes no sense. 

[markiplier]

It may be hard to imagine but I have been at that low point too. It’s true, I do have a wonderful job and a comfortable life but before that came the dark times. I remember lying in a hospital bed and staring up at the ceiling and just wondering “WHY.” I had just had a tumor removed, was in thousands of dollars of debt, exited an abusive relationship, and lost my job with only my mom’s basement to look forward to. And while my story may not be as low as many others have been, I’m living proof that you can pull yourself out of the darkness. You just have to believe that the future can be better. ALWAYS believe.

[lum1natrix]

your fate was decided from birth

[maschalismos]

His face in the last one though... "Well, fuck. That explains it."

[boys-positivity]

We really need to teach young men the signs of an abusive female. Too many find themselves being abused by women simply because society does not teach us to recognize the signs of an abusive women.

[theheartofapatriot-deactivated2]

Same vice versa

[lunangels-moved]

No, this post was made specifically for male abuse victims who were abused by female abusers.

Male abuse survivors aren’t taken as seriously as female abuse survivors, especially if the abuser was a woman.

Yes, abuse towards women is bad, but so is abuse towards men, which unfortunately is swept under the carpet and needs to be recognized.

That’s why blogs like @boys-positivity exist; so boys who have been harassed, raped, or abused can have a safe space.

[baby-merc-with-a-mouth]

And men who are sexually assaulted, raped, and abused, are usually told “not to complain, you should have liked it” or “that must have been fun” or “real men don’t let a woman hit them”. There are thousands of women’s abuse shelters, and programs to help abuses women, and thats good. But there are hardly any for men and thats bad. They need awareness too. ANYONE can be a victim. ANYONE.

[from-the-sphere]

here is a link with the classic signs of an abuser. Note: these signs are the same whether the abuser is male or female. The difference is that men are usually taught to ignore these signs from women. DON’T. If you wouldn’t accept the behavior from your male best friend, don’t accept it from your girlfriend either. http://www.helpguide.org/articles/abuse/domestic-violence-and-abuse.htm

[maschalismos]

I'LL DO IT OUT OF SHEER SPITE

Anyone who knows me will tell you: I HATE POLITICS. They’re dumb. Extremely convoluted and filled with pathological liars. Literally all pf our problems would be solved with easy logical solutions, but politics just DON’T. DO. LOGIC.

HOWEVER

From the moment King Cheeto and Rice Bag are sworn in, I will be personally dedicating the next 4 years picking apart anything and everything this Drumpf-Fence Eldritch Abomination says or does on national tv. As well as new policies they enact.

So if any of my followers are Krumpf and/or Hence supporters, either unfollow me now or prepare to be pissed.

If it even lasts that long, because they’re not even in the House yet, and already Fuckface Vonclownstick is already complaining about HAMILTON ACTORS calling out Dence on his homophobic BS.

They did it respectfully and eloquently, by the way.

Also, from this point on, Drumpf and Lence will not be addressed by their governtment names or with the terms “President” or “Vice President”. Never here, and not on my blog.

Why?

Because they’re hateful cretin, and I will not respect any of their titles until they respect EVRY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH as a human being, no matter their, race, gender identification/ lack thereof, sexual (or lack thereof) orientation, mental disability, and religion. If I missed anyone, or scope, sorry it’s 3am and I’m mad tired.

I just generally don’t respect people who hold beliefs that disrespects an entire communities existence.

If theres something you’d want me to cover in the next few years, let me know.

[hustleinatrap]

Hell no

[chanelsun-guccimoon]

The Caucasians are acting up again

[maschalismos]

In my usual fashion, I'm taking this as a joke. It's literally the funniest shit I've seen in a long while. LMFAO Also, the comments make this whole thing better.

#StopWhitePeople

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[aurorasunrisesunset-deactivated]

Just to be clear on where this blog stands

[binoshlover]

Pretty much

[maschalismos]

Okay, people defending the Confederate flag! Riddle me this: It’s literally ILLEGAL to OWN a Nazi flag in Germany. Because it was used as a symbol of hate, much like the confederate flag was used as a symbol to those against the abolition of slavery, amongst other bullshit beliefs prejudiced bigots had back then.

Why is one symbol of hate made illegal and is something to be ashamed of, but abother isnt?

Y'all can try to justify it wall you want, but that doesn’t make it right.

[some-thrilling-heroics]

that’s the question I’ve been asking all along

one thing I’ve noticed, the US ppl don’t understand the basic idea of ‘hate speech’ and instead hide behind "freedom of sPeACH!!! it’s just an opinion that all the other ppl should be dead uwu"

*side glare*

not that it’s a sufficient answer.

I seriously want to know what’s up with that.

[maschalismos]

Neither do I, hun. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. People want others to repsect their opinion, when their opinion literally disrespects someones entire existence (I think that's a meme, actually).

I don't respect opinions if they are physically and mentally harmful to others.

It's like telling a black person, "Boy, I wish black people were still slaves!"

And not expecting them to either curse you out or kick your teeth in, depending on the person.

[maschalismos]

He Isn't, But The Other Guy Is

Trump isn't anit-LGTBQA, etc. But Pence is. Trump isn't against abortions and Planned Parenthood, birth control, etc. But Pence is. THAT'S WHY EVERYONE IN THOSE COMMUNITIES ARE WORRIED. Because Pence believes in "conversion therapy", which is basically conditioning minors to hate themselves and devolp mental disorders. It should be outlawed and completely banned, as well as considered child abuse and endagerment, quite frankly. It's literally one of the most INHUMANE things I've ever heard of. Pence doesn't believe in abortions and wants to shut all of them down, but thinks that birth control is religiously immoral. Pence is pro-birth, but not pro life. He expects couples, including married couples, to abstain from sex if they can't afford to have children. Trump literally chose the worst person he could've to be his vice president. How any woman or person in the LGTBQA+ community could even THINK about supporting Trump-Pence is beyond me. Y'all need to have several rows of seats and get your life in check because y'all just fucked everybody. Including yourselves.

[maschalismos]

I literally have the most annoying laugh

[helthehatter]

Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         We’re closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         We may have cured MS

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

·         Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)

·         Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news

·         LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·         LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·         Doctor Strange

·         Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

[datsemtx]

This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

[digenovanicolo]

Since Vine’s gonna die, here are some great queer vines from Thomas Sanders

[thecrystalfems]

I hate this vines because people applaud this guy for being so “progressive” and “supportive” but really he’s just using queerness as a punchline. It’s basically “wow look! You didn’t expect this person to be queer! Hilarious!! That’s the joke!!”

And then he gets millions and millions of likes and followers and praise just for that. People treat him like some kind of saint just for this. It’s pretty stupid.

[lacefuneral]

first of all: sanders is bisexual. he himself is queer (if he identifies in that way)

secondly: I think it’s less about “lol they’re queer” and more about subverting the assumption that everyone is straight. The marriage proposal vine really hammers in this concept; one man is trying to propose to another and outsiders keep declaring that the relationship is platonic (even though it is not).

He also directly tackles his bisexuality in this compilation as well; showing that he is attracted to men and women, and when asked whether he is gay or straight, he answers in the affirmative simultaneously. Bisexuality is often misunderstood and erased; some people do not even consider it possible to be attracted to multiple genders.

third: queer people are allowed to be involved in comedy. we’re allowed to parody ourselves. especially if we’re subverting pre-existing tropes

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

These vines are adorable and put a smile on my face. I don’t understand how anyone could hate them or think of them as making LGBT people into a punchline.

[earthboundricochet]

The only thing offensive about “gay as a punchline” is when it’s unfunny. 

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

[newusernamepending]

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

[lizardsexposed]

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

[thirtythreethirtyfive-deactivat]

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

[lizardsexposed]

with the spinny knives

[cannabisbutch]

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

[lizardsexposed]

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

[doggirlsnout-deactivated2021062]

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

[rosekin]

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

[grilledcheesesamus]

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

[rosekin]

dont sinkshame

[newusernamepending]

Child. Wean means child.

[m-to-the-6th-power]

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

[kawaiiorc]

This post is an experiance.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Let’s start spelling Dumpwaste Tirehole’s name like we do for Barberry Custardfilling. Doomsday Trash. Darthsidious Tyrant. Darksewer Tomb

[mittensmorgul]

Dissonant Thump. Duckfart Trombone. Diddling Tarp.

Yes, that’s good.

[amirosebooks]

Diddly Tits. Danger Torch. Don’t Touch. Damaged Teabag. Dangly Trumpet.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Excellent.

[alealannini]

I approve of this.

Droolfuck Trunks it is.

[bakasara]

Dastardly Tool

[animentality]

I felt like I was losing my fucking mind reading this.

It also took me a second to figure out who you were even talking about.

Which is why this is a perfect plan.

[maschalismos]

Dickbutt Titfart.

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[aurorasunrisesunset-deactivated]

Just to be clear on where this blog stands

[binoshlover]

Pretty much

[maschalismos]

Okay, people defending the Confederate flag! Riddle me this: It's literally ILLEGAL to OWN a Nazi flag in Germany. Because it was used as a symbol of hate, much like the confederate flag was used as a symbol to those against the abolition of slavery, amongst other bullshit beliefs prejudiced bigots had back then.

Why is one symbol of hate made illegal and is something to be ashamed of, but abother isnt?

Y'all can try to justify it wall you want, but that doesn't make it right.