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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
Discoholic 🪩
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@masonjarrrr
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
FREEZE! IT’S THE BEAUTIFUL POLICE!!👮♂️👮♀️🚨
We heard reports that you were being beautiful and/or handsome whichever your preference!!!!!
We’re taking you the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a false report officer I swear! I’ve been framed!
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around
Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.
A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.
Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.
On that note-
Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”
Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.
So there’s only one logical thing to do then. Turn ad blockers on full for this website if anyone decides to stick around. Turn them on, download XKit and install every ad blocking extension it has. Make these greedy fucks not able to see a fucking dime. What possible fucking reason would they deserve it? This website is still broken, they’ve not added any actual useful features in years, and now they’re KILLING a giant part of the website just so they can sell us more ads. Fuck them.
I would just like to point out that consumers opting out of a service or refusing to buy a product is an inherently capitalistic concept. In fact, the inability to opt out of a product or service is a sign you’re no longer dealing with a capitalist sector of the economy. THAT SAID, I encourage everyone to be capitalistic as HELL and demonetize this site into the abyss. I’ve been blocking all adds here for ages, and encourage anyone who’s not completely evacuating the site to do the same.
Ah I love JVN so ❤️
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
@mariahraemonroe
SONS OF A BITCHES!!!!!! 🤬🤬
No equipment ftm workout
okay i’ve been getting quite a few asks about this so i thought i’d just make a post about it. i’ll split it into three categories based on experience - easy, medium, and hard. let me know if y’all are interested in a bodybuilding split workout then i’ll post one of those too.
easy - if you’re new to working out or strength training
knee pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps
sit ups - 3 sets of 10 reps
mountain climbers - 2 sets of 20 reps
lunges - 3 sets of 10 reps (5 per leg)
alternating arm/leg raises - 4 sets of 10 reps
jumping jacks - 4 sets of 10 reps
medium - a slightly more challenging if you feel like the above one is too easy
pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps
sit ups - 3 sets of 15 reps
squats - 3 sets of 10 reps (make sure to go down below parallel)
pike push-ups - 3 sets of 10 reps
plank - 2 sets of 60 second hold
doorway rows - 4 sets of 10 reps (link coz its a little unknown)
burpees - 5 sets of 10 reps
hard - if you’ve been working out before and want something a little challenging
pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps
diamond pushup - 2 sets of 6 reps
squats - 5 sets of 10 reps
pullups - 2 sets of 10 reps
reverse crunches - 3 sets of 10 reps
wall sit - 3 sets of 60 second hold
burpees - 8 sets of 10 reps
Reminder:
I don’t have to compete with anyone, but myself. I don’t have to measure my progress against anyone else. It doesn’t matter at what speed I’m going, but that I’m still here trying. I do so for myself and no one else.
“Stop keeping people in your life based on your history with them. If they’re toxic, draining or even make you question your morals don’t feel guilty for removing them.”
—
Tettegouche
DEAR BOYS AND MEN
it is perfectly okay for you to cry. y’all have emotions and feelings too, we know and we support you to let it out when you need to
you don’t have to be tall to be attractive. you look fine as hell as tall as you are now. your worth isn’t defined by a number that isn’t in your control
being a stay at home Dad is great, and shouldn’t be something you’re shamed for. proud of you for taking care of your kids and holding down the fort
abs don’t make you any better of a person. if you want to work out for you, then do it, but don’t let yourself be pressured into trying to be a body type that you only want to be because someone else wants you to be it
if you wanna play video games, play video games. if you wanna watch football, watch football. but also, if you wanna wear makeup, wear makeup. just do what you wanna do, whatever makes you happy. who cares what’s “manly” and “feminine”, just DO YOU BABY
types of boys
Saltwater boys: soft hair and flip flops in the sand. loud laughter reminiscent of fire. piggyback rides, soda coolers, and milkshakes. values friendship above all things. lays on the roof, staring at the sky
Paintbrush boys: ripped jeans and running their fingers through your hair. the type to play a game on their phone because they likes how it’s designed. long walks and mismatched socks. jokes about the earth being flat. long walks while holding your hand.
Citrus boys: hands jammed into the pockets of an oversized hoodie. tea first thing in the morning. high top sneakers and rocks lining the windowsill. runs on the concrete with no shoes on.
Pied Piper boys: the first thing you notice about them is their voice and the way their smile spreads through the crowd like an unforgettable disease. wears a watch and always seem to have a notebook on them. people are drawn to them and it energizes them.
Typewriter boys: eyes like daggers, and a soul like the sun. texts at three a.m. this reminded me of you. handwritten letters and chapstick. messy hair and private smiles. says the stars are overrated but it’s only because he secretly thinks you’re more beautiful than they could ever be.
Hailstorm boys: heavy boots and black t-shirts. likes reading scientific articles to show off knowledge of obscure topics. that crooked book character smirk-slash-grin. eyes full of intensity in a way that you can never be sure if it’s good or bad
Which one would I be @taffy-01 ?
Some of my favorite boy things™
When they stretch their arms up and their shirt raises so you can see a bit of their tummy When you can see their binders under their tank top/shirt/hoodie/whatever Face stubble Side burns When they have long hair they must tie up in order to keep it out of their face while theyre doing something Boys with long hair in general When you can see their boxers from under their shorts When theyre so smol they must stand on their tip toes to kiss you When theyre so tol they have to bend hella down to kiss you Long eyelashes When they have squishy tummies, thighs, arms, etc. The smell of their cologne When you’re cold so they give you their hoodie/jacket and you get to steal it Their messy, soft hair Their *insert amount of time* on T update When they roll up their sleeves How happy and calm they get when you pet their hair Their soft moans when you make out with them or do other things to them When they run their fingers through your hair as they kiss you The dark circles under their eyes Their freckles Their grayish blue eyes When they’re the big spoon The way you can backpack (be the big spoon even if you’re smaller) them When their chests are soft and you can use them as a pillow When they actually know how to fuckin kiss When they’re really loud and rough sounding most of the time but when talking to you alone have a really soft and calming voice Their deep voices Their high pitched voices Their voices When as soon as you ask them to stop touching/hitting on you for any reason at all they step off How warm they are How cold they are How handsome they are How cute they are How gorgeous they are How they are I just Love boys So much
(Also yes of course this goes for trans boys, nonbinary boys, cis boys, all boys. If you are any type of boy I love you and this goes for you)
Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating.
Can you elaborate on what you mean by this?
I have a tendency to beat myself up whenever something I make doesn’t meet my expectations (which is always). The result is that finishing something = bad feelings: I am effectively punishing myself for having created something. The natural reaction to this punishment is an aversion to creation, meaning that my perfectionism is harming me, not only by causing me to despise what I do make and by impeding the creative process, but by attacking even my desire to create.
Stop beating yourself up over it. It’s done and it’s time to move forward.
