Falling Skies

I live a Ferris Bueller life

[lawfulswampy]

[0v9]

[skylorde]

this is just wild

[funnytwittertweets]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you're part of the problem

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

[pikameme-dayo]

roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(

kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK

kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you

aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously

[teeveew]

You're not wrong

[aboutiroh]

Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life* 

other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature! 

[aviculor]

aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar

yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

Adam “YourMovieSucks”  Johnston (1991) explaining that the whole thing about the Lion King plagiarizing Kimba was based on really flimsy evidence and sometimes outright lies but was kept in motion by websites and video creators looking for clicks

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) , Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[catchymemes]

[snorlaxatives]

i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors  

[hgedits]

You wanna hear a funny story?

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[stimman4000]

dissolving cotton candy in water

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

[baka-dot-exe]

drink that and you become a super saiyan

[monsterpotion]

#disposing of a clown carcass

[boo-topia]

I made some blobs for yall

[pissfizz]

A platypus?

[boo-topia]

[pissfizz]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

[hoennislands]

I love how as soon as Nick started lying and stuttering about the taillights, Tamura knew that he was covering. “Oh you’re backtracking it’s Nancy’s for sure”.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[ripe]

[minty-fresh-21]

Your guide greeting you as you enter a new area of the game

[justgot1]

The afterlife

[debelice]

Eclipse in Chile

[ichatcomputers]

It’s wilder than that. You feel the temperature drop around you. Animals start to freak out cause they think night has fallen. Even more crazy is shadow snakes. Where you see the shadows around you start to shimmer. Kind of like the shadows of atmospheric disturbances you see during really hot days or near a fire.

You can learn more about this in SmarterEveryDay’s video

And here’s a video that captures the shadow snakes

[dankarchaeologymemes]

My unga bunga ancestors, absolutely surrounded by shadow snakes during an eclipse

[korben600]

Also, the overall tone of the light is wrong and it’s almost impossible to articulate why.

It’s not dark per se, but the light doesn’t just seem dimmed, it seems like it’s in a different spectrum.

It feels like when a movie puts a filter over the film to indicate that something very very bad is happening, like an eldritch horror has arrived offscreen, and the bad light is slowly sucking your soul out of your body, only it’s real life, and the bad light permeates everywhere.

[prussianmemes]