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[mmleepmlorp]

[byjove]

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

[dopaminerjic]

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

[byjove]

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

[byjove]

…..ok

[haiyuki]

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

[byjove]

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[dawaxxenpith]

At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

[theromanbarbarian]

This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

[badboneszone]

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my neighbors a few blocks down has a pomegranate tree in their front yard and they never eat the pomegranates so I decided I’d take some because frankly if they’re not using it then it’s free real estate but that’s when I learned why they don’t eat the pomegranates because every single one I cut open had a fungus infection.

It was such instant regret the second I cut one open. I felt like some sort of protagonist from a fable about why you shouldn’t steal off your neighbor’s fruit trees.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "I HATE SCRAPING ICE OFF MY WINDSHIELD THIS SHIT DON'T COME OFF" and someone replies with "me when I just ran over a squad of american deportation nazis."

My least favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "hey if you know you have a lethal food allergy, you should not fucking steal other peoples' lunches from the break room fridge. Nobody has the obligation to put allergen warnings on the food they made for themselves because you might eat it. If you die if you eat peanuts and you eat someone else's peanuts, you kinda deserve to die."

And someone comes in like "but what if that person is poor and can't afford their own food, what if they have 800 orphan nephews that they have to raise and all the money they make at their job goes into raising them so they have to steal food to survive, do you think the poor stealing food deserve to die? Do you want to orphan those 800 kids again? OP is so fucking evil oh my god."

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

[homunculus-argument]

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[lovertm]

mugs by sissi.ceramics (3)

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[xiaq]

The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

[birdwives]

Hope it’s okay if I add my own from the other day!

[mikaikaika]

[chainymail]

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

[tribblehugger96-deactivated2024]

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

[kedreeva]

Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

(source)

[scarefox]

[romanceyourdemons]

if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]