#1 Hyrule Kingdom hater

MK's fandom sideblog

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

INTRO POST

Hello and welcome to master-kohga-dating-sim! you can call us Rainbow or MK if you want. this is a sideblog, so we like and follow from our main account

This used to be a TLOZ/Yiga Clan blog but lets be real this is a blog about nothing lmao. We also like Star Wars and TF2 but we despise the fandoms for personal reasons so posts will be Rare

We're saying "we" here because we are a plural system!!! and we are NOT willing to get into discourse about it so thats all the info you're getting on this blog <3

WE ARE 17. KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN TALKING TO US

no dni because discourse dilutes people's perception of actual problems but we will say that we block liberally for any reason we want so dont take it too personally if we do block you

We have a CYOA fanfic called The Clan Weeps, you can read it here! We're also working on a fanfic called Warm, Below The Storm; you can find that one here!

[glamrockmike]

>looking for a new indie show to watch

>ask the fandom if the show is racism or misogyny

>fandom doesn’t understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is racism and what is misogyny

>fandom laughs and says ‘the show is peak sir’

>watch the indie show

>racism and misogyny

[glamrockmike]

!!!! AND FATPHOBIA!!!

[aquinohotelcentral]

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

youve heard of cyrus denying his feelings because he believes emotions are a flaw and anything he cares about can be used to hurt him. but now get ready for: giovanni denying his feelings because his greatest fear is someone having control over him

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

i absolutely fucking DESPISE when people say "technically a pokemon's friendship level depends on the way the pokemon sees the trainer and not how the trainer sees the pokemon" when talking about cyrus's crobat. my guy. you fell for the character's facade that is supposed to be deconstructed by the viewer. yes that technicality exists but look me dead in my eyes and tell me that the developers giving cyrus a crobat that LITERALLY EVOLVES WHILE IN HIS CARE was not an intentional message to the player that he isn't as emotionless as he seems. do you seriously believe that what cyrus says should just be taken at face value and he doesnt actually care about his crobat and thats what the developers intended to do there. oh my fucking goddddddddddddd learn some media literacy

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

okay yap session but i really wanna talk about this. a lot of people in the pokemon fandom like to goof about the fact that cyrus is 27 when he looks like he's 40 and while i agree its funny, his age is just the absolute most perfect finishing touch of tragedy on his character. his whole plan is an elaborate suicide attempt. he has such deep contempt for the world around him, contempt that he's only physically capable of feeling because he has happy memories that were cruelly taken away from him. he's completely given up all hope that life has any place for him in it. and the kicker is that he's only 27 years old. he's barely lived a full quarter of his life and he's already been beaten down so much that he's decided he has no place in it and wants to end it. the fact that he's so set on going through with his plan and his ideology of the world when he's so young is just the absolute most perfect way to tie all that tragedy together. it's the perfect kick in the gut once you actually get into the depths of his character. all this, and he's only 27. fuck man, he's only 27

[agentukelele]

Hello binary gendered tumblr user. Before you is a nonbinary character in a relationship. You have three hours to describe the relationship without calling it yaoi, yuri, or anything else that puts them in the binary. If you fail, the room fills with toxic gas.

[reigenisbae]

THERE'S NO WAY DELTARUNE CH 5 HAS THE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER PLANS

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

@yuckle

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

[fiyaronii]

This one person on tiktok keeps trying to call me gross and a weirdo for saying sexual stuff abt woody (in a joking manor) because they're trying to push their "woody is a small child" headcanon down my throat so i made this image out of pure anger

Like I genuinely don't care if u headcanon him to be a minor, but if you're gonna go around calling people weirdos cuz their headcanon doesn't align with yours then you're just annoying

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Wasn't there an episode where Woody got mad at everyone treating him like a baby?

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

breaking news: putting their gen 4 sprites together, cyrus is noticeably taller than giovanni

unfortunately even if i take a pair of scissors to giovanni's hat to remove the kissing barrier, cyrus being two pixels taller prevents them from kissing. no sugar for gio he's too short

[girlbossganondorf-moved-deactiv]

Can people just accept that the gerudo (yes this includes ganondorf) have a lot of racist and sexist depictions in the fanon and canon

[grandpadaruk]

#and antisemitic in Ganons case

Gotta call out all the points don't keep this in the tags op

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

youve heard of cyrus denying his feelings because he believes emotions are a flaw and anything he cares about can be used to hurt him. but now get ready for: giovanni denying his feelings because his greatest fear is someone having control over him

[mysteriousbeetle]

[mlarayoukai]

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

[microwavedmalk69]

this fanfic shit easy

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[vintricles]