Tf2 mercs love language excerpt really fucking evil
Scout-hugs physical contact mf is the clingiest bastatrd ever(as shown with the voice lines of him saying all the mercs are all best friends)
Soldier-quality time, i.e. doing dumb shit with him, like him teaching you how to rocket jump or what slurs to call non-Americans, and blowing stuff up with his bestie demo
Pyro-also physical contact, girly with wrap his entire fuckin body around you and not let go for HOURS, if they’ve missed you enough not even Engie can get her to let go. Least to say you are his favorite thing to cuddle
Heavy-acts. Heavy isn’t the best with other languages, or words in general, but he does know how to show how he cares with actions. Making you samvichs randomly, keeping a close eye on you(and medic) during battle(and by extension protecting), and helping you with stuff(especially if you have trouble asking for help)
Engie- gifts. He’s building you a bunch of shit whether you like it or not. he’s also very much giving you old prototypes he has lying around
Demo- words. Drunkly crying and sobbing about how much he cares about you and how he would die if anything happened. And then apologizing the next morning. He’s a wreck and desperately needs his kid/friend to be okay
Medic- gifts. He’s giving you organs. Whether or not it’s inside you or not is up to you. (Totally doesn’t put dog organs in you so you’ll literally have that dawg in you)
Sniper- physical contact. Piss man is a sad touch-starved wet cat of a person, will hold you in a hug for hours in complete silence. Please hold him piss man wants a hug
Spy- you will NOT get close enough to him to find out
