in a hole in the ground...

Here there be hobbitses and dwarvsies, eldar and istari and maybe even a furnace with wings . . . that under a different sky was a great man who might one day be good

[sickpage]

[greyskullkeep]

being electric eels may have saved vox machina but it killed Matt

[lafix]

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

[computer-hoe]

what the fuck is that

[tangarang]

that looks like a god damn nightmare

[prinzasriel-deactivated20161130]

and this is sound it makes

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

MOOOOOM

[yourpal-titliquid]

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

[ruby-white-rabbit]

My little brother asked me what my favorite bird was and I whipped this post up so fast

[arcticbonobos]

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

[nerdgul]

These are 3 completly seperate emotions

[biggaybunny]

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

[kabaks]

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

i am SCREAMING

[kabaks]

[idimmadontgiveashit]

When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

[spouty]

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color

[timsutton]

[hirax18-deactivated20250108]

when artists go to hell they’re forced to draw all the art they promised but never made

[yo-its-matt]

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

These love letters between 12th century nuns are hauntingly beautiful

"I sigh for you at every hour, at every moment, like a hungry little bird."

“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.

Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”

[cringepdf-deactivated20240504]

i cant believe fullmetal alchemist is still the greatest story ever told

[nicolezaridze]

also this

[femmefaramir]

in middle earth, “big dick energy” is used almost exclusively by men

dwarves say “big beard energy”

hobbits say “big feet energy”

elves point in galadriel’s general direction

[apathetic-revenant]

boromir: you say there is no strength left in the hearts of men, but I tell you the men of Gondor have the biggest dick energy there is!

aragorn: please stop talking 

[jonroxton]

[magbeth]

my ideal taz/cr crossover is that it comes completely out of left field like the table is set as normal for the livestream and then half an hour in something goes horribly wrong and matt asks the guests to introduce themselves and the camera zooms out to show a plastic folding table at which sits all four mcelroys and they whip out the four worst character concepts imaginable and ask matt to explain the basic rules of d&d bc none of them actually know how to play

[shirazade]

Tessa Thompson photographed by Shelby Duncan

[madeleineengland]

Miranda Otto on Instangram 🗡 #NoMan #EowynMood #StillBadass