MasterObsessor

I write stories for fun. I spend way too much time on the internet and I wear a lot of black. My Hogwarts house is Slytherin Proud Aries

[charlotteslabouff-deactivated20]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[yars]

[ishtarbtch-deactivated20200428]

I think about this everyday…

[thrashzilla404]

Aromatic lithbisexual, supporter of all fandoms and punk af, bitch. Fashion doesn’t reflect a person.

[wotsukai-remaking]

How you just gon prove they point like that

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

[infernalempress]

Haha

[doe-face]

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

[charizardian-is-gay-deactivated]

thats adorable

[kayrowsyrup]

He just…..pats her hand.

Like “your doing great, keep it up.”

[thriftshop-faith]

Like, he’s not even upset, he’s taking it with stride and amusement and I love him for that.

Punks are sweethearts.

[generalgrievousposting]

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

[nightfuryqueen]

Just a heads up, this sin’t an exorcism, Nuns cannot do them and more so, they cannot be done in public. They are, in fact, blessing him

[dammitradar]

Omgg that is so much better thank you

[viostormcaller]

THIS POST JUST GOT THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER

[theweirdwideweb]

[sissy-butch]

[sapphia]

The devil gonna come fuck me himself

[homopower]

Reblog if you want the devil to come fuck you himself out of sheer spite at the OP.

[maddiebiscuits]

“the clitoris is meant for creating a child”

[bird-big]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vague-flirting]

everyone talks about steve rogers being a huge advocate for equality

but have you considered how viciously bucky barnes would fight for equal rights for everybody

[strexcorpreps-archive2-deactiva]

#Every now and again I have this thought of Bucky Barnes showing up at Planned Parenthood clinics #and working as an escort #and getting women to the front doors #wearing his sleeveless shirt so that EVERYONE CAN SEE THE ARM #and then sitting on the stoop #quietly polishing knives #and glaring at each protester in turn until there’s just this silent and uneasy crowd surrounding him # and Bucky just sits there #cleans his knives #and smiles (via bonesbuckleup)

[dameferre]

#”abortion is murder!” ”YOU WANNA SEE MURDER I GOT SOME MURDER RIGHT HERE ASSHOLE” (x)

[letstalkaboutsebbaby]

OMG I never knew I needed this but I do! Someone write this!!!!

[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[icrapbubbles]

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

[celestial-peaches-deactivated20]

lmaooo

[hositrugun]

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

[lumsel]

oh

[tenkagain]

[ladyshinga]

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

[sixpenceee]

Roman Fedortsov spends most of his time on fishing trawlers. Some of his catches, however, end up going viral on the internet instead of being quietly digested in someone’s tummy. Roman really likes finding unusual types of animals aboard the trawl. (Source)

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

@oddtaxonomy cursed fish

[oddtaxonomy]

Good boys who left us too soon

[sixpenceee]

absolutely not 

[gaphic]

‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No one tell OP that the Scottish call it Juice

[seriously-though-wtf]

[sumetal]

Reach INTO your local blankey and you will find…

[sumetal]

A friend and a girl

[sumetal]

Reblog the Cookie of Warm Snuggles for a good snooze tonight…

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

I believe in Cookie

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU.

[cadenboy456]

I believe in Cookie.

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU!!!!

[cherrylime-zombie]

I don’t believe in cookie.

[sumetal]

Saddened by your hurtful words, she places a single paw on u to let u know- “though it pains me to meow this, understand and I respect ur decision.”

[morinokunikara]

Stay strong, Cookie.

[sumetal]

She has been revitalized (and elongated) by ur kind words and gentle belief in her

[animusrox]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

Bonus:

[meghli]

Lmfao his dying wish is for women to be incubators

[pure]

[pure]

Bruh I looked this dude up, and he and his family would harass women going to medical facilities that offered abortions. The article says he’d personally approach women going to Planned Parenthood and “preach” to them too. Good riddance. One less barbarian with Christian brain rot roaming the streets.

[the-wolfbats]

On the flip side;

[ironhide]

Liking fictional killers who aren’t real and never actually harmed anyone:

Liking real life killers who murdered innocent people:

[demonic-knight-kai]

Being interested in serial killer psychology, wanting to understand their motives for such horrific actions:

Headcanoning them, shipping them, fangirling for them like they’re some anime boys or k-pop idols:

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[kingikana-deactivated20170826]

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

[pokemondiamondversion]

you freed him like pandora’s box

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[tomshardy]