You look ravishing, brother

Ana. Brazil.

[lazybakerart]

one day richard gadd is going to post the half man gag reel and i will reach such a state of nirvana that the world will know peace and nothing bad will ever happen ever again

[buttholy]

Dare i say Niall always took care of laundry so he could stick his entire face into Rubens used undies?

incredibly valid and correct take but also consider: ruben jerking off with niall's undies

[llendemain]

I don’t even know if I can express my thoughts clearly, but I fucking love this story because there are so many possibilities, and somehow they’re all true at the same time. I just love every single flavor of this fucking insane story. feels like being a person with multiple personalities where I’m just saying YES to (almost) all possibilities. even if they contradict each other.

niallruben fucking non stop? YES. Ruben having problems with intimacy and not really loving sex? YES. soft Ruben? YES. aggressive and possessive Ruben? YES. my hunger is immersive. 

[bruisecest]

Okay but like. College Niall asking Ruben to come over and immediately having hands on him when they're alone. Ruben touching Niall all over like he hasn't seen him in years when they've only been apart for a day. Ruben jerking Niall off while they struggle to fit in Niall's twin sized bed. Niall knowing Ruben's not going to stop after the first orgasm, or when he cries and begs Ruben to let him go, it doesn't feel that good anymore, he's so sore. Ruben putting him in a chokehold, they're done when he says they're done, just be good and take it, he was the one who called to begin with. Niall not even trying to fight back, there's no point in it, letting his tears fall onto his sheets while Ruben keeps touching him, feeling so ashamed because he both doesn't want it and wants even more. Niall walking to the bathroom with uneasy steps because he's so sore, hands trying to shield the shamefully large stain on the front of his boxers. Niall telling Joanna he's fine when she sees him and asks why he looks like he's been crying, so grateful she doesn't notice his gait or how flushed he still is. Just like old times.

just like …. Old Times …..

[buttholy]

source

"so one day I just started picturing this big burly shirtless man and this frightened twink stuck together in a barn... having a weird conversation... and I guess after a while I started picturing the twink as jamie bell... :) anyway so that's how half man was born"

[boo-kei]

"and Jamie's performance!" Stuart <3

[dorsetti]

new brain worm i.e. Ruben and Niall definitely jerking off in their separate lil beds.

Instead of Ruben getting fed up and finally gives Niall a handjob because he’s doing it wrong, Ruben gets ~annoyed~ by the noise and straddles Niall, pins his arms at the side of his head, and giving a full on handjob would be too gay, they end up…scissoring? Who needs penetration or handstuff if you can just grind on your stepbrother until you both finish together 🫡

The thought of these two scissoring is hysterical I love it thank you!!!

Ah yes, the stepbrotherlovers discover frottage. A classic step on the journey to full on anal, but they’re ready for that yet. This is both very sweet and a little confusing for young Niall because for a bit he’ll think that this is how two men fuck? He’ll be all like wow we finally did it me and Rubes it’s looooove.

He has no idea that Ruben will eventually just put it in him so he walks around all proud that he’s now been screwed by Ruben. And Ruben for his part won’t correct him until he absolutely needs too when stepbrotherly frottage just isn’t enough.

[lazybakerart]

ruben: wrestles niall to the ground trying to take off his pants while ranting about niall’s massive cock and stops only when ava comes out

niall the next day: answers the door in the middle of the night while ava is asleep in just an undershirt and his boxers

me connecting the dots:

[nicoleanell]

You write too? I keep a diary. That doesn’t count. Try saying that to Anne Frank.

[putrefae]

'Half Man' & Frank Bidart, 'Confessional'

[putrefae]

[catherinekr]

“Once I get going, I sort of forget everything... and it feels like electricity.”

[quiet0heart]

After 6 months of my drawing tablet collecting dust, I finally produced a drawing. I genuinely didn’t expect this series to absolutely wreck me, but here we areee…. ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

I had Two Slow Dancers by Mitski on loop, one of my main inspirations to start this drawing

[boo-kei]

GOAL CELEBRATIONS 😈 | SOCCER AID 2025

[bellamyblcke]

DON'T think about how ruben was so excited that niall called him & that he needed him that he packed a full bag and came in the dormroom door eager as a puppy and then wanted to do everything together and never wanted to leave or go back home literally DON'T think about that

[sobadbad]

[sobadbad]

HALF MAN 1.02