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Keni
Fai_Ryy
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Cosimo Galluzzi
#extradirty
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KIROKAZE
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan
oozey mess
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
gracie abrams
occasionally subtle
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@masterofcookies
Apparently intro posts are a thing I guess?
Hi Im Cookie. Nice to meet you. I host games and stuff.
@playjackboxgames is cool. They keep me in a job.
(This isn’t an official account, this is run by @riverkath and her copious amounts of brainrot)
It’s not the 28th anniversary… I’m not that old… Aaaaaaagh…
Hi I’m not dead, just letting you know.
So I think Schmitty changed my Facebook password years ago. I just tried to get onto my Facebook and it said I forgot the password. And I’m not going through that “forgot your password” thing again. Not after last time!
DAMN YOU, SCHMITSTINSTIEN!
[insert quote from me here]
Hey I remembered my tumblr password wooo
MISTER BEA-
wait wrong dude
COOKIE MASTERSON
COOKIES UNITE!
Merry Christmas! If you want a proper Christmas greeting from me, go play a game.
NO NOT QUIPLASH, I DONT HOST QUIPLASH!
Department of Justice comes with footage with the disappearance of Cookie Masterson
Cookie, trapped in a computer somewhere: THATS NOT F*CKING FUNNY-
THERE WAS A GIANT JAR, I HAD TO!
Cookie: Happy birthday to me! I’m drunk as F*CK!
WHO THE FUCK RATTED ME OUT!?
So it’s my birthday or something? I forgot tbh, I’ve been a busy little trivia host!
Sooooo… Who’s gonna tell everyone that I’m fine?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEMED EPISODES!?
LAST TIME I HAD THEMED EPISODES I GOT FUCKED OVER BY FRASIER, JUMPED BY JIMMY FALLON AND-
That…
Soooo… @playjackboxgames
Hi. I… I thought you wouldn’t turn up here. I’ve definitely incriminated myself MULTIPLE TIMES here.
Oops.
Jester: (waking up in the hospital, cheering) LETS GO!
Redacted: 🎶Oh, hello again, mother!🎶
Jester: (Beat) Oh f*ck, I have his wig.
Alpha ghost: Cry about it.
(Source: an interaction in the official Jackbox games discord)
Hi I have proof
Thanks @poyobox
Matte…
DATS ME WHAT THE FU-
Redacted: oh hey! I killed you in that discord game!!! Haha that was fun. And now it’s kinda awkward and all…uh…
how’s cookie doing?
Depressed but I got Fibbage 4, so that’s something. Also learnt about the simulation so that was a fun lesson…
It’s apparently throw short people day.
BUZZ LIPPMAN, IM COMING FOR YOU!
So Pack 9 is out.
If anyone finds a reference to… them… in ANY of the games, my DMs are open.
