I Frequently Make Mistakes In Life

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[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[rimonoroni2]

the thing about giving up is that it isn’t permanent. one must give up like twice a week in order to keep going

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm like a plant in the way that I need water and sunlight and that if someone takes care of me I can get quite fruity

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[wednesdaythesecond]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[foone]

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

[lolababyy]

Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

[noodles-07]

the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

[noodles-07]

hey you. tumblr user. do you have an AO3 account

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

[spiralstaircased]

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

[offshoreoilrig]

Does anyone have recommendations on good social norms for beginners? I'm looking to start conforming more but I'm not sure which norms will provide the most social currency. Thanks

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[coelii]

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

[coelii]

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

[fiannaai]

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

[jupiter235]

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

[phanphandom-idjit]

And my joint pain too!

[sleepyburito]

I offer my stomach pain from digestive issues!

[crazysodomite]

no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[ahdor]

[appendingfic]

why is tumblr such that you can say something people believed in the middle ages absolute orthogonal to reality and everyone will just nod?

[100493503004422]

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

[emosad420]

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[temporalteardrop]

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

[catskincass]

FISH TYPO

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

fish exploit me women want me