Phandom-Idjit

just trying to follow that dopamine/ 24f

[morganbritton132]

AU where Steve is under the impression that Eddie is the driver his parents hired for him after his last head injury. He is under this impression because he keeps getting in Eddie's car and Eddie keeps driving him to work.

This keeps happening because Eddie didn't have the heart to tell this incredibly hot guy that he was in the wrong car. He's not a driver. He's actually a drug dealer and the only reason he was outside of Steve's building is because he was selling.

It's been a week.

Eddie is setting alarms to pick Steve up now.

He's in too deep.

[morganbritton132]

AU where Eddie's manager just told him that he'll be training two new employees and it's just Steve and Robin. They have this whole 'we'll burn this place to the ground' vibe that Eddie isn't crazy about being associated with.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is convinced that their trailer is haunted and no one is taking him seriously about it. He leaves for school and comes back, and things are moved. It smells like lemons. The mold in the bathroom that was about to become sentient? Gone.

Wayne just shakes his head amused. His friends think he's crazy.

What's actually happening is that Steve lost a bet to Max and is supposed to be doing her chores for a month...except he walked into the wrong house three weeks ago and has been haunting Eddie ever since.

Max is aware this is happening.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie and Steve have been dating for three months when Eddie introduces Steve to Wayne. Afterwards, Steve is just like, "Oh, wow. Wow. Oh god, he hates me. He hates me, doesn't he?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Eddie asks. "He shook your hand and invited you to stay for dinner."

"Yeah, god. It's so obvious. He hates me," Steve stresses. "Do you think he's going to make you break up with me? He hated me so much. Geez."

"Steve, he doesn't-"

"I've dated a lot of girls, Eddie. That's how dads act when they hate you," He swears. "Fuck, I gotta get out of here. Eddie, I have to go."

"Steve, calm down," Eddie starts. "He doesn't - don't go out the - yep, out the window. There you go. Okay...Bye. Love you!"

Eddie waits two full minutes before he walks out of his bedroom back into the rest of the house and asks, "What the hell, Wayne? You hate my boyfriend?"

"I never said that," Wayne scoffs. "I like the kid. Said he was good for ya. Does that sound like I hate 'em?"

"No," Eddie breaths out. "No, I knew he was making no sense. God, Steve is so weird. I love him, you know?"

"Told him that I loved him," He continues, grinning from behind his hair. "Told him when he was climbing out the window."

"He say it back?"

"No, I don't think he's realized what I said yet. When do you think-"

There's an insistent knock at the door.

Wayne grabs his keys to leave, "Probably about now, I bet."

[morganbritton132]

Steve falls from the top of the popularity ladder, hits every rung face first on the way down, and has no one to sit with at lunch so...

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"I mean, no," Steve says, opening his locker. "No thanks. Go away."

Steve Harrington looks like someone tried to kick his face into the back of his skull. He looks like he can't take a deep breath without getting a glimpse of the afterlife, and yet. He's saying - "No. No??? No thanks, he says. I asked if you wanted to sit at my table at lunch and you say no? What the fuck does that mean?"

"That's a great grasp on the English language," Steve says, hobbling off to eat lunch alone. "I can see why you're repeating senior year."

"Dick."

All anyone can talk about the next day is how Steve is no longer on the basketball team. Eddie asks again because, "It's prime real estate, right there. At the best table in town."

"You think the best table in town is a wobbly cafeteria table that's permanently sticky?"

"I meant to eat at."

"The best table in town is in this school?" Steve clarifies. "Not at like, Enzo's?"

"Sit at my table during lunch."

"Sure," Steve says easily and then goes to eat in his car.

The next day, he's not at lunch. The day after that, he's not at school. Back in his car the following day, and then - "Get your ass off my hood, Munson."

"Come sit at my table," He demands, not moving from the hood of the car. "You're not better than us and you have no friends. Those are the only qualifications you need so let's go."

Steve doesn't bother to give him a response, just unlocks his car and slowly, very slowly lowers down into the driver's seat. He's speaking through his teeth in a pain-laced voice, "Do I look like I need friends, Munson?"

"Yeah."

Steve rolls his eyes, "Wasn't aware you hated the friends you have."

"I don't-"

"Because otherwise, it's pretty shitty that you're trying to make them targets by inviting me to hang around," Steve says. "In fact, maybe you should thanking me that I’m taking all the loser attention off you and your...loser friends."

Eddie tilts his head, let's what Steve said settle between them, and then grins, "Awe."

"You care about us," Eddie coos. "Steve Harrington: Nerd Protector. You're trying to keep us safe, cute."

Steve doesn't respond.

That title is weirdly accurate and he doesn't know how he feels about it so, "Get out of here."

"Sure, Harrington."

The next day, Steve walks out to the car with his lunch and...There are four nerds hanging around his car.

"Told the guys why you're being difficult," Eddie says when he gets closer. "We voted on it and you lost. Welcome to Hellfire."

[morganbritton132]

Steve, drunk at a party, going up to Eddie with a fistful of his friends' money after being told to buy whatever he wants: Give me a hug.

Eddie:

Steve: Fourteen dollar for hug, yeah?

[dr-abbots-fax-machine]

Hucklerabbot a/b/o surprise baby au:

Established Alphas rabbot who are also seeing omega Dennis but its not exclusive. Dennis pregnant but not realising cos that little pup is somehow hidden in his skinny little body.

Dennis going into labor and he is panicking but also knows what is going on because he is a doctor, he knows the signs, and his omega instincts are all tuned in to find safe den, warm safe soft place to have pup.

Turns out the only place Dennis's body feels safe is Robby and Jack's house...

He has a spare key so manages to go in and up to the master bedroom, whimpering softly as he drags blankets into the corner hidden from view by the bed to try and make a nest before collapsing in it.

Jack and Robby coming home and the house smells like scared Omega and blood and they are instantly on edge! But then they find Dennis in his makeshift little nest, sweaty and scared but instinctively baring his teeth at Jack and Robby cos there is a teeny tiny pup on his chest that he has to protect!

It takes some coaxing before they are allowed close enough to check dennis and the wiggly little baby nuzzled against Dennis's chest but miraculously they are both okay! Dennis is so exhausted though and whining softly until he is pulled into Robby's arms while Jack phones the hospital to see if they csn help send supplies and baby things. No way they are moving Dennis now, it will be too stressful! Luckily he has the very best doctors fussing over him and his tiny daughter❤️

[phanphandom-idjit]

Something something Clark Kent accidentally starts a hate campaign for superman. Like a natural disaster occurs and he slowed it down long enough for the police and fire department to take the credit and Clark is assigned to write it. Well, in his attempts to make the volunteers and hospitals and whatnot seem like the real heros, he accidently implies that superman didn't do anything.

A couple of journalists take that and run with it.

Clark is stressed

Lois and Bruce thinks it's hilarious

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

dennis and trinity drinking and playing trinity's favorite video game, screencasting dennis's tinder onto the tv and swiping through men, when robby and jack's 'looking for a third' profile comes up. trinity is crying with laughter, dennis is trying to play off swiping right as a joke.

he doesn't expect them to match instantly, making trinity laugh even harder, not even making noise anymore. he's planning on ignoring it and pretending it never happened, but then under a minute later he gets a message from them and immediately disconnects his phone from the tv and excuses himself to go to sleep for the night.

[the-dormant-ocean]

Robby, exhausted, to Dana: Now, excuse me while I go to my happy place. Whitaker: Oh, Dr Robby! Good morni — Oh? What's wrong? Robby, hugging him tightly and breathing him in: It's nothing. I'm just glad you're here. Let's just stay like this for a little while. Whitaker: Um, okay. Take your time.

[alien-slushie]

Damian: Brown, will you stop being an b*tch for two seconds and help me?

Steph: Crazy way to start a conversation.

Damian: I think I just went on a date with Daniel.

Steph: Oh! Crap, really?!

Damian: Yes.

Steph: Okay, yeah! I'm invested, shoot!

Damian: He said we should have dinner together-

Steph: Vibes.

Damian: -but when I said 'yes' he punched me in the arm and said 'its a date'.

Steph: Was he serious or did he say it like an idiot?

Damian: He says everything like an idiot.

Steph: Right, point. Did you want it to be a date?

Damian: I don't know, I'm not aromantic but how can I handle someone else's emotions, I can barely handle my own.

Steph: What emotions?

Damian: B*tch alert.

Steph: Noted, continue.

Damian: I just need to know how to feel.

Steph: Okay, what was the dinner like?

Damian: Magical; there was astring quartet, we had chocolate covered strawberries-

Steph: There is a non-zero chance he just had a coupon.

Damian: Yeah, he did call me 'dude' the whole time.

Steph: Unfortunately that doesn't mean anything, I'm convinced hes crap with people's names. He's called me Adora like eight times!

Damian: Well he held my hand on the walk there, does that mean anything?

Steph: No, inconclusive.

Damian: How though?

Steph: He do just be holding people's hands. I saw him interlock fingers with Nightwing once; it was the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my freaking life!

Damian: What about the kiss he gave me on the cheek when we parted ways?

Steph: Bros normalized kissing the homies.

Damian: Curses! This is why we shouldn't!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[bet-on-me-13]

Lego Batman is just Danny's toys

So! It's a basic AU where Danny is De-Aged and sent to Gotham to be raised by Bruce Wayne. Of course he's still a kid, so he has toys. And his Favorites are Legos.

He takes a bunch of Lego's and makes a mini recreation of Gotham, and then starts playing with a Batman Lego Figure and makes up a bunch of fun adventures for Lego Batman to be in.

Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he was unconsciously infusing his Lego Pieces with Ectoplasm. And he didn't notice when the Pieces started moving and talking on their own.

...

Bruce is...confused.

Originally, he had walked into his youngest son's room to say hi, but when he found the ground littered with all of his toys he decided to help Alfred a little by cleaning it up himself.

But when he picked up the little Batman Figure, it spoke to him.

"Hey! Put me down you inconveniencably gigantic fleshy version of me!" Said a Tiny but gravelly voice.

"Uh, who are you?" Asked Bruce

"Uh, are you blind Giant man? I'm The Batman!!!" Said the mini figure, "Now out me down or I'll use my insane muscles to clobber you!"

"Well this is weird..." Said Bruce, "I should call Constantine, see what he thinks of this."

"I warned you!" Screamed the mini figure, before it karate chopped his Fingers. For some reason it actually hurt a lot, and Bruce dropped the figure.

It then ran away from him, and under the door. "You'll never Catch, THE BATMAN!!!" It shouted as it escaped into the Manor.

This may be a problem...

[novelistwriter]

Single Dad vs Gotham

DP x DC Prompt

It's been almost a week since Danny had last seen his fraid. Being kept within these white sterile walls he sees everyday since being captured. His parents are working with the GIW and they began to cut him open as soon as they could. They captured him on his 20th birthday.

He's the Ghost King, but still growing into the powers he got with it. But as soon as he feels the bonds of his fraid get very weak, he loses it and breaks free because of the power surge he gets from his emotions.

When he makes it to Jazz, Sam, and Tucker, he sees that they're dying because of the scientists also cutting them open. But before he could do anything drastic, Clockwork had appeared. He had said that there is a way to save his fraidmates, but it comes with a price. Clockwork will need to take their memories and de-age them, that will save his fraid, but they won't be the same people he knew.

Clockwork has domain over memories and other related memory things, as over time, memories are made. And Clockwork has offered to alter the memories of all in Amity, GIW and Fenton Parent's included, to where the people known as Daniel Fenton, Jasmine Fenton, Tucker Foley, and Samantha Manson don't exist, and to have the memories of many people and things altered to have Danny Nightingale to have been here this whole time, along with his adopted children.

He took that offer, if he were a normal Halfa, he would've had to give his entire core to Clockwork, but since he's the Ghost King, he only had to give a small portion of his core to the Time Ghost. Sure he'll have to deal with some minor problems, like pain whenever he gets too emotional, tires easily, and less strength for at least a few decades. His core will fill in the missing piece in that time.

And now, he's in Gotham, where he got new memories from Clockwork to make his new life more believable. He's a Gothamite that grew up in Crime Alley at first, but was adopted by a couple that moved to Metropolis, as that's where he could get the required treatment for his condition. Danny came back to his Gloomy city to live in it with his new adopted children, as his condition had gotten better

He may have done something wrong in the months he's been living in Gotham, as the Bats of Gotham seen be always near him whenever he seems to be in any sort of trouble. At least he reconnected with a "friend" he made when he was still living in Gotham back then.

[phanphandom-idjit]

For thelove of everything that is holy - SOMEONE CONTINUE THIS!

[bluerosefox]

Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.

(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)

Enjoy my random ideas.

Look.

Selina....

Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.

She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.

So...

Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.

Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.

Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.

Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.

"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.

"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."

[menolly5600]

Selina has all the vibes of your cat disappearing for a bit, then showing up at your door carrying in her kittens one by one to show you, like the proud mama cat she is.

Just 'tada, these are mine and now we're going to use your jacket as a nest. We're co-parenting now.'

And like any cat owner, Bruce is exasperated at the antics, but deeply touched and adores the lot of them.

[hdgnj]

Poor Jazz trying so hard to stay awake 😭😭. She wants so bad to keep her baby siblings safe. She doesn't know if they can 100% trust the random Cat day who stole them from Vlad. But honestly? Anyone has to at least be better right? Waking up to see Batman? Yeah she's not sure she's happy about that. On the one hand he is a hero. On the other hand? Gotham. Crime city. Cat lady is actually Cat Woman, thief Queen. From fruitloop central. Why Gotham?!?

[bluerosefox]

Jazz is in full protect mode.

Ever since Vlad destroyed any chance of her and the others having a happy life with their parents, she will NEVER forgive that deranged fruitloop NEVER EVER, she is on full 'protect my baby sibs' mode.

Although she isn't happy that the random Cat Lady had taken them to Gotham, Jazz may not have been in this different dimension long but even she had heard of Gotham from the ramblings from Vlad and tiny bit of news she manged to sneak a peek at when the man was researching about the new dimension they were in. It does take a few days for her to connect the dots that the Cat Lady is the actual Catwoman though. But by then she's and her siblings are buried under some cats, purring at them, some sleeping on them, a few even trying to groom/clean them and knows there is no escaping now, they've all imprinted on each other.

She is a little annoyed, sad, and exasperated that this is how their lives have went (she misses her parents so much, and Amity despite how chaotic is was, it was home) but at least they were out of Vlad's hands, even if she and the others had to tell the Bats about Vlad's powers and abilities just so they could stop him from coming after Selina and hurting other people just to get to them. And at least she got to have fun talks with Selina's friend Harley, those are fun.

Now if only she could get her siblings from following Selina around at night.

[hdgnj]

Jazz is going to have a breakdown at some point. Her current body is not capable of the same level of emotional processing. She is too stressed and angry to manage to hold it off for long. Lucky for her? Selina has been expecting this to happen. Even an adult would eventually have a breakdown with this level of stress. Frankly Selina was expecting it earlier. Jazz gets lots of love and worry from her siblings when it happens. She also gets a lot of love and support from Selina, Harley and Ivy.

None of the kiddos know what is happening. Actual proper emotional help and validation? A true safe space to break in? They loved their parents, who loved them too. But the Fenton's? As loving as they were? Were NOT good parents. Not for this sort of thing. They were as likely to blame ghosts as they were to mad science the 'problem' away. Mad scientists who wanted to 'fix' things. Not help someone grieve and rage and be safe throughout.

Selina and her new aunts? Give Jazz the sort of emotional support she has always craved. She oh so slowly through this? Learns to begin believing they will do their best to help. Begins to trust them. Begins to rely on them, even if just a little. Trust but verify and all that. She finally has adults she can turn to with her issues.

She also gets apologies from her siblings. They knew she was stressed. But, they had no idea of how to help. They feel awful that she had a breakdown. So they begin to stick by her more, so she knows they are safe. As that was her biggest issue. She gets three very clingy siblings until she finally tells them to let up. They just want to make her feel better! Accept their love!!!!

Bruce is somewhat envious. What do you MEAN your eldest didn't go on a vengeance driven crusade! She just spent a week crying and managed to start getting over it! This is (REDACTED). Selina is smug Mama, she just teases Bruce about emotional availability helping her with her highly traumatised strays.

[bluerosefox]

Selina's New Kittens

Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.

(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)

Enjoy my random ideas.

Look.

Selina....

Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.

She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.

So...

Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.

Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.

Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.

Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.

"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.

"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."