Wasting time.

for the me who is very bad at remembering events in life.

[gaytheist-dyke]

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

[snorlaxatives]

my coworker just told me that she has a friend who has mixed race kids and they call their white grandma “gram cracker” and i screamed

[stachionalgeographic]

oh you don’t have prime? sucks to be you 💅🏼

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[uchiha-pride]

A discovery:

Thank you for your time.

[lemonskittlesofficial]

got ‘em

[ukiyoin-deactivated20200926]

I’m losing my mind over the new sasuke meme

[windwaver]

[hakuteeth]

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

[hakuteeth]

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

[botan]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

[antiandrogen]

why do so many people want to slap the rice!

[neyruto]

huh, looks like my dna test came back and im 100% clown

[officialwarspite-blog]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[7biases]

MY LUNGS!!

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[weloveshortvideos]

Condom filled with tea

[yukaryote]

It’s 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.

[simp4mothman]

@elfvenomm minnie absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what was happening and I just want to share that exper with you

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

👀💩☕